Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
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When is it the right time <strong>to</strong> see the <strong>de</strong>ntist? A: When it's <strong>to</strong>oth hurty.<br />
Mr. D. V. Logan says:<br />
A woman is getting changed in her bedroom and says <strong>to</strong> her h<strong>us</strong>band "Close the curtains before<br />
the neighbours see me naked"<br />
The h<strong>us</strong>band replies "Don't worry if the neighbours see you naked they will close their own<br />
curtains".<br />
Mr. R. Hollman says:<br />
Man goes <strong>to</strong> a doc<strong>to</strong>r and says, "Doc<strong>to</strong>r, it hurts when I <strong>to</strong>uch my head. It hurts when I <strong>to</strong>uch my<br />
elbow and it hurts when I <strong>to</strong>uch my leg, what's wrong with me?" The doc<strong>to</strong>r examines him and<br />
says, "I think I see the problem. You have broken your finger".<br />
Mr. Sj Jackson says:<br />
A blon<strong>de</strong> in an office keeps getting <strong>up</strong> going <strong>to</strong> the front door sitting back down getting <strong>up</strong> going <strong>to</strong><br />
the door <strong>all</strong> day. "what is wrong" someone asks. "This computer keeps telling me there is incoming<br />
mail" she says<br />
Ever won<strong>de</strong>red why married women are fatter than single ones? After a night out, single ladies<br />
look what's in the fridge and head <strong>to</strong> bed, married women look what's in the bed and head <strong>to</strong> the<br />
fridge.<br />
Kassie49 says:<br />
I think you got this wrong - it should be men's brains 10,000 pounds, women's brains one<br />
tho<strong>us</strong>and pounds - why?? beca<strong>us</strong>e the men's brains are much rarer!!<br />
Kassie49 says:<br />
Daddy polart bear was taking a walk with baby polar bear. "are you sure I am a polar bear" said<br />
baby bear, "of course you are" said his father. A little later "daddy are you sure I am a polar bear"<br />
"yes you are" said daddy polar bear - "I am a polar bear, your mummy is a polar bear, and you<br />
are a polar bear - why do you ask?" "I'm ***king freezing" said the baby bear!<br />
Mr. I. H. MacKinnon says:<br />
Two cannibals are sitting after a meal. One says <strong>to</strong> the other, "That was <strong>de</strong>licio<strong>us</strong>, your wife makes<br />
a lovely roast." To which the other replies, "Yeah, but I will miss her."<br />
Miss Joan M Harper says:<br />
What do you get when you cross an arab lea<strong>de</strong>r with a car<strong>to</strong>on character? Gadaffi Duck!!<br />
What you you get when you cross an arab lea<strong>de</strong>r with a car<strong>to</strong>on character? Yosemite Saddam<br />
D. J. Baum says:<br />
Q:How do you get a fat bird in<strong>to</strong> bed? A:Piece of cake!<br />
Mrs. K. Boland says:<br />
Everyone lift your feet <strong>up</strong> i feel sorry for the floor it’s always getting walked <strong>all</strong> over.<br />
I feel sorry for doors <strong>to</strong>o they are always getting p<strong>us</strong>hed around<br />
Mr. Ian Wilson says:<br />
I <strong>us</strong>ed <strong>to</strong> be a stand <strong>up</strong> comic until my knee's went<br />
Mr. S. J. Dow<strong>de</strong>ll says:<br />
What's the difference between pink and purple????? Your grip.
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