Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de
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Kelvin J. Dickinson says:<br />
What is the Catholic Church's recommen<strong>de</strong>d method of fragrancing a room? Popepourri<br />
Requirements for the above: Dictionary and Thesaur<strong>us</strong>, religio<strong>us</strong> ambivalence, er, Dictionary and<br />
Thesaur<strong>us</strong> again...<br />
ILOVETOSPEND. says:<br />
I went for a walk with my uncle Jim and somebody threw a <strong>to</strong>ma<strong>to</strong> at him. Toma<strong>to</strong>es don`t hurt i<br />
said with a grin, OH YES THEY DO WHEN THEY ARE STILL IN THE TIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.<br />
J. Cox says:<br />
What's red and sits in the corner?<br />
A naughty b<strong>us</strong>.<br />
B.W.BAGG says:<br />
Man in a wheelchair approaches a pub where a man has j<strong>us</strong>t lit a cigarette in the doorway, man in<br />
wheelchair says <strong>to</strong> smoker, “why do you smoke when you don't need <strong>to</strong>", smoker replies "why the<br />
trainers.<br />
Babs says:<br />
Why can't the Dalai Lama vacuum un<strong>de</strong>r the sofa? Beca<strong>us</strong>e he has no attachments.<br />
Bol says:<br />
2 drunks. One has a sack.<br />
1st drunk: What's in the sack?<br />
2nd drunk: Hedgehogs.<br />
1st drunk: Will you give me one of them, if I can guess how many there are?<br />
2nd drunk: If you can guess how many there are, I'll give you them both.<br />
Chris<strong>to</strong>pher Nash says:<br />
How many ears has Captain Kirk got? Three - one left ear, one right ear and Space - the final front<br />
ear.<br />
crutchford qc says:<br />
What’s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.<br />
Posted on 2 Mar 2011 15:17:03 GMT<br />
sam says:<br />
best chat <strong>up</strong> line ever<br />
'have you farted? ca<strong>us</strong>e you have blown me away'<br />
VeeJay says:<br />
Since the snow came <strong>all</strong> my boyfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse,<br />
I'll have <strong>to</strong> let him in.<br />
J<strong>us</strong>t had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can s<strong>up</strong>ply a whole African<br />
village for j<strong>us</strong>t £2 a month!! Time <strong>to</strong> change s<strong>up</strong>plier I think. :)<br />
Robert Phillips says:<br />
Here`s another `knock-knock`....<br />
Who`s there?<br />
Paul..<br />
Paul who?<br />
Police!
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