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PINO MORE
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I just could not help Myself.
Mr. Michael J. Kaye says:
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver
screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and
stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.For a few moments everything was silent in
the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again.You scared the daylights out of
me." The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on
the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your
fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. For the last 25 years before this I have been
driving a hearse.
Mr. Michael J. Kaye says:
Michael Jackson's death is being treated as suspicious, They are not sure whether to blame it on
the sunshine, blame it on the moonlight or blame it on the boogie..........
Mr. Michael J. Kaye says:
Some fools in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their
mouths..This dangerous practice is known as..`E by gum'
Mr. Michael J. Kaye says:
Mums in group therapy. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
Mothers and their small children, You all have obsessions,' he observed.To the first mother, Mary,
he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy. 'He turned to
the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny. 'He turned to the third Mom, Kathy: 'Your
obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'At this point, the fourth
mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.. Lets pick Willy up from school and go
home.
Mr. Michael J. Kaye says:
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the
Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical
Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Be Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"
Mr. Michael J. Kaye says:
Fart Football:-
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows.When the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven
Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'It's fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
'Touchdown, tie score.' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,'Aha.
I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie