Tell us a joke to cheer us all up. - Blog.de

Mrs. J. Davies says:
A man goes to the dentist for a filling. the dentist gets out an injection, man says no no can't abide
injections , dentist says ok what about a whiff of gas , man refuses saying he could not bear to
inhale gas . dentist says what about pills, yes says the man I can take pills, dentist hands him a
Viagra man says wow I didn’t think Viagra was any good for pain dentist says it isn’t I just thought
it would give you something to hold onto whilst I’m drilling.
calamity deb says:
What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of his cave? . . . . . . . . . . Camembert!
SnagglePuss says:
What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
He gets it toad away!
Did you hear about the man with 2 left feet? He bought a pair of flip-flips.
Christopher Nash says:
What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
The marksman can shoot, but can't hit.
K. Kammler says:
A Paedophile says to another: "What’s the good thing about twenty-three year olds?"
"There are twenty of them."
Christopher Nash says:
Scandal in Teletubbyland!
Tinky-Winky and Laa-Laa in "torrid affair" shock!
Read exclusive report in Eh-Oh! Magazine!
xman says:
A woman out shopping, goes into her favourite boutique and sees a 50% sale on, unable to resist,
she takes out the credit card and purchases a few treats, on leaving she passes another of her
favourite shops, notes a designer sale, enters; and is amazed at the offers available and again
takes out the credit card. Thinking this was her lucky day, on leaving this shop her mobile phone
rings and on answering is told that her husband has been involved in a serious accident, and that
he is in Intensive Care, and she should come right away.
She spies a shoe shop and cannot resist the temptation to browse, and yet again the credit card is
out and several pairs add to the wonderful bargains she has collected that day. Looking at her
watch she debates with herself, 'surely another half an hour will not make a difference' - so she
goes looking for a bag to mach the shoes, to match the outfits she bought earlier. Much later and
slightly exhausted, she takes a seat in a cafe, orders a coffee and a slice of delectable chocolate
cake, which all adds to the guilty pleasure of a days shopping.
Then she remember her husband, and takes a taxi straight away to the hospital.
When she arrives at the hospital she is met my the lady doctor who says, 'I see you chose to
spend your time, shopping in designer outlets, no doubt maxing your credit card, instead of being
at your husbands side. Well I should hope you have enjoyed - that has been your last as your
husband has had a serious accident, he will need 24 hour care, you will have to be his carer,
feeding him, bathing him, and looking after his toilet requirements - it will be a full time job for the
rest of his life'.
The woman burst into tears, thinking to herself, how could she be so callous!
The Doctor takes a look at the woman and says, No.... only kidding love; he died! Now show me
what you bought!!!!!!