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speak numerous times about something—let’s say fish, for instance—on<br />

the one hand we are, of course, talking about fish in different contexts.<br />

But, in another sense, we are talking about the same thing: we are, in<br />

fact, relating the other circumstances surrounding that “fish” with each<br />

other. We are weaving the chaos of our lives into meaningful patterns.<br />

There now, do you see?”<br />

Alexi nodded. “I think I changed my mind about the wine, could I<br />

have some?”<br />

Gabrael nodded.<br />

As Alexi reached across the table, his hand accidentally bumped into<br />

Gabrael’s glass, which tumbled end over end, seemingly in slow motion,<br />

before crashing to the ground.<br />

He started. On the phone. I’m on the phone with Ken. None of that<br />

happened.<br />

There was a long pause on both ends.<br />

“Has anything like this…manifestation…happened to you before?”<br />

Ken finally asked.<br />

Manifestation? Oh, the gumby-meets-the-grim-reaper thing that was<br />

coming through my wall. Of course. “Well, yes.” Alexi rolled over on the<br />

bed, and ended up tangling himself in the phone wire.<br />

“We had a seance, a few years ago—” he started.<br />

“We?” Ken asked.<br />

“Yeah, me and a few girls. No one you know, but…” Alexi trailed off<br />

for a moment. “Well, I’ll skip the long explanation; one of the girls got<br />

thrown into a closet. It sounds silly, but it was actually quite amazing to<br />

watch. I think I was probably too frightened at the time to fully appreciate<br />

it, you know?”<br />

“Get on with the story, man,” Ken said.<br />

“Yeah, well. I’m still worked up at what just happened, so bear with<br />

me. And let me get another smoke, all right? After what just happened, I<br />

more than need one.”<br />

“Of course. I’d never get in the way of a man and his free will.”<br />

After setting the ash tray within reach of the phone, Alexi continued.<br />

“She just floated up about two feet off the ground, and then was thrown,<br />

quite violently, into my closet.” The first drag made him lightheaded. He<br />

ignored it and had another.<br />

“Whoa. Go back a little bit. You’re giving me the effect and not the<br />

cause.”<br />

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