Join My Cult - Original Falcon Press

3. Agents will keep a record of their work although
it may be presented as fiction or be the focus of
their art form, (i.e., musical compositions, etc.)
4. Agents that do not supply recruits in a reasonable
amount of time or refuse to follow through on
any assignments will be terminated in whatever way we
deem necessary.
5. Be a doctor of teeth. As it is written— “My
teeth, although not purely scientific, (being primarily
apocalyptic), are functional as canines, molars,
and small lunar excursion modules. I investigate foreign
territories with my teeth, and make them just
like me.”
Information that the Agency considers
“Confidential” must not be conveyed in any form without
the consent of the Agency.
AGENCY RESPONSIBILITIES:
QUESTION EVERYTHING.
1. There is NO Agency. Thus, the Agency has no
legal liability in relation to the actions of Agents,
because, we repeat, there is no Agency.
2. The Agency is required to fulfill requests for
information from all active Agents. If an Agent
desires, for instance, a contact that is learned in
Celtic Rune Magic or how to clean an M-16, the Agency
will find said contact within a reasonable amount of
time. This may be done through whatever methods the
Agency deems appropriate, which may include
telepathic or synchronistic communications. You must
make yourself a fit vessel for these communications,
or you may miss or misinterpret them.
3. Agents may feel free to resign at any time,
except during a sensitive mission, in which case they
may resign at the completion of the mission.
“It is learned by walking.”
DO YOU AGREE? (Y/N)
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