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Case Study:
with Interpersonal Relationships), Job
Dissatisfaction
[Prepared by Dr. Harold Fein, M.D., Ph.D., in consultation
with Dr. Bernard Spitzer, M.D., Ph.D.]
Patient is a six foot, five-and-one-half inch tall
Caucasian male presenting with unstable affect and
posture. His appearance appears consciously crafted
to communicate a disdain for proper dress and
hygiene, though I note that his fingernails, hair,
and areas of exposed skin are scrupulously clean. He
is wearing the robe of his hospital gown open and
appears to have deliberately torn his pants at the
left knee. Hair is unbound and worn long. Jesus, the
only name to which the patient consistently responds,
demonstrates severe Schizoaffective Disorder which
may, in time, degenerate into Schizophrenia
(Catatonic Type), in addition to severe depressive
episodes, depersonalizing ideations, delusions of
reference and grandeur, and features of Gender
Identity Disorder which may at this time be
considered in partial remission.
Jesus was involuntarily committed to this facility
following his arrest in connection to a riot which
completely destroyed a Lenny’s Restaurant in Devon,
PA as well causing severe property damage to
surrounding businesses. Jesus himself claims numerous
fatalities resulted from the riot as well, though
none were noted in the accompanying police report.
Law enforcement authorities indicate that he was
potentially acting either on orders from or in the
name of a terrorist organization known as the “MHBS”.
Jesus has not been forthcoming on this topic. He was
remanded to our custody after tearing a stigmata
pattern into his flesh with his teeth in a police
detention cell following his arrest.
Thoughts came on too fast for Jesus to grasp them.
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