Join My Cult - Original Falcon Press
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turning to all of his old haunts, trying to rekindle the magic that he felt<br />
before his mental collapse.<br />
One of the lights directly over his head was flickering slowly, like a<br />
strobe. He felt a moment of deep dread, déjà vu from a nightmare. This<br />
sensation was horribly disquieting to him, and he got up to change tables,<br />
motioning for his friend Ken to follow.<br />
Making their way past the usual Lenny’s patrons, waving offhandedly<br />
to some, they sat down in the opposite corner of the room, beneath a<br />
plastic potted plant dangled octopus-like from above.<br />
They couldn’t help but hear an angst mantra (if ever there was one),<br />
coming from behind them, a scratchy, desperate sound: “…ever conceived<br />
of by…monkey soups. We’ll be breaking, taking, and stealing<br />
everything you motherfuckers ever dreamed up, every logo you have<br />
ever designed, even if it’s bolted down. Split the spine, forward, then<br />
backwards, then straight up and through the roof. It’ll be the biggest,<br />
baddest, meanest Dionysian revolt of rock’n’roll and anti-Semitic Jews<br />
that Corn Flakes have ever set their greedy little eyes on. Yes, we’ll be<br />
swimming in the septic tank offices of the everyday. We’ll be coughing<br />
up whole lungsfull of Kurt Cobain and Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls in malls.”<br />
Ken glanced behind him. The boy rocked back and forth slowly, the<br />
hood of his blue sweatshirt pulled over his dome-like head. Glassy eyes<br />
stared fixedly at the half-empty cup of coffee before him. Wait, I haven’t<br />
bombed the Lenny’s yet. I’m just writing my future in a daydream, getting<br />
ahead of myself…<br />
Likely another ADHD Ritalin burn-out, Ken thought. Alexi was<br />
forced to look away. He felt momentarily nauseous. Déjà vu…again? Or<br />
was he just remembering the remembrance?<br />
“The revolt from the inside didn’t work. I played your games, bought<br />
your albums and wore your fucking t-shirts. The only solution to a circle<br />
is a straight line, a straight beeline out, over, beyond! The Mother Hive<br />
Brain syndicate must be the line, beeline! and hit them where it counts.<br />
I…triangle!” the boy exclaimed, leaning back, his eyes bugging out.<br />
“Triangle!”<br />
“Beep! A beep it goes!” He looked around suspiciously as he linked<br />
three paper clips together in a triangle, dipped it in nearby imitation<br />
maple syrup, and stuck it to his forehead regally, as if it were a crown.<br />
“This is where… This is how I contact them. Jam the signal! Ha…”<br />
Banging on the table with his fist, he continued, “Their transmitter<br />
device, which transmits its insipid reality to the masses, receiving mes-<br />
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