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slain God.” The Professor chuckled lecherously, peering over at a girl
third row from the back with a tight, low-cut yellow shirt and caught
himself daydreaming briefly about one-on-one study time. He cleared his
throat when none of the students even smiled. “Uh…take a look at the
symbol for the astrological sign of cancer, or the yin-yang glyph, or…
opposites are equal, you see, and… Yes, uh… Remember, Osiris is a
black god… One must constantly keep in mind the bivalence of every
symbol. …As for the prophet, madness is also a phase of his intoxication.
Now we turn our attention to Parcival, the divine fool, who accidentally
turns everything upside down…”
J looked questioningly over at K, who shrugged and then passed
folded papers across the table.
M.H.B.S. transmission 1H:
Grand Lodge LUX:
Transmission to Order of the Hidden Path, Devon PA:
Script for Infomercial. Scene 1.
LERI: ALL IN BLACK, LIGHT (BUT WARM) MAKE-UP, SITTING IN
FULL-LOTUS WITH A SERENE SMILE; ALWAYS LOOKS DIRECTLY AT
THE CAMERA WITHOUT BLINKING.
ANNE: GENERIC INFOMERCIAL BLOND; HIGH-WAISTED, BELTED
KHAKIS WITH EITHER A FLORAL OR DENIM BLOUSE TUCKED IN A
LITTLE TOO TIGHT, HAIR PARTED AT THE SIDE, VERY PINK MAKE-
UP, PREFERABLY BLUE-EYED.
CRAZY FINGERS (a.k.a. 139): MILITANT MAN, FATIGUES AND
CAP INCLUDED, TOTING AN OBSCENELY LARGE GUN, STROKING IT
OCCASIONALLY.
RAY: DARK-SKINNED (PREFERABLY) AFRICAN-AMERICAN
MALE, HAIR CLOSELY CROPPED, BUT NOT BALD, DRESSED IN
KHAKIS AND A SWEATER, WITH A DRESS-SHIRT COLLAR STICKING
OUT FROM UNDERNEATH.
GREG: CONFUSED GEN-XER, SKATER CLOTHES AND PIERCINGS,
HAIR FROSTED BLONDE, OBVIOUSLY HIGH, VERY “COOL”
(PERHAPS AN OPEN SHIRT TO SHOW OFF THE CHEST.)
RACHELLE: HIPPIE-TYPE, LONG SKIRT, MOCCASINS, HEAD-
BAND. LONG, BROWN HAIR AND EYES, NATURAL LOOKING MAKE-
UP, OBVIOUSLY HIGH (PERHAPS GIGGLING EVERY ONCE IN A
WHILE)
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