Join My Cult - Original Falcon Press

Random Yes Man: Damn… what did you say to the bitch then?
(CAMERA PANS BACK TO CENTER)
Anne: I am a blue wounded little sparrow, wanting to be a spiritually
aware, purple sparrow. (CUT TO DISNEY’S SNOW-WHITE SCENE
WHERE SHE’S SITTING IN THE FOREST SINGING WITH THE
BIRDS.)
Greg: I am the square that desires to be a circle by means of pi.
Leri: I am the superior alien. (CUT OF LERI IN THRONE, WITH
HUGE LIGHT COMING FROM BEHIND HIM, DRESSED ALL IN
WHITE, ON CLOUD, MASTURBATING SERENELY.)
ALL: Yet we are already neurosurgeons, and may be where we Will.
(They chuckle and then freeze. Hold the freeze as the audience grows
uncomfortable and then call curtain.)
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