86 ANNUAL DINNERskilfully avoided a summit. In considering the approach to thistoast a proposer must remember the response which must follow.Of the three methods, the first was unfair to the audience, thesecond comprised only a rude limerick followed by the toast, thethird was impossible as he could abuse neither the <strong>Club</strong> nor thedistrict, which he did not know, living as he did in Wales <strong>of</strong> whichthe <strong>Club</strong> had heard. He had discovered a first-class Journal, aremarkable Dinner Secretary, <strong>and</strong> an enthusiasm undimmed bytime. Being quite unqualified to speak, he proposed the toast <strong>of</strong> thepremier climbing <strong>Club</strong>.Describing John Hirst as an ancient prima donna who hadattempted to retire, the President called on him to sing, <strong>and</strong> weheard a ballad describing the two faces shown by the Presidentduring his career, <strong>and</strong> recalling Jekyll <strong>and</strong> Hyde.In responding to the toast the President said that everyone wouldbe happy to see P. D. Boothroyd, senior <strong>of</strong> seniors, back among themagain after his recent illness. Doctors had expressed concern abouthim, but he had had quite different ideas. Jack Wray, the <strong>Club</strong>'sancient institution was there, <strong>and</strong> J. B. Wilton, greatly respectedoriginal member. Edward Wormell was to be noted, too, after hismisfortune on Pillar, remarkably mobile in spite <strong>of</strong> the h<strong>and</strong>icap <strong>of</strong> apair <strong>of</strong> crutches. The President called on these four to rise to cheering<strong>and</strong> applause.The President then described how he had been made to work atmaintenance meets. The Scottish meet had been a delight. He metsome nice people <strong>and</strong> experienced the volcano kettle which hadreplaced the Burnett open fire. The Presidency was a wonderfulexperience. The devoted <strong>of</strong>ficers <strong>and</strong> committee always obtainedhis opinion on matters <strong>of</strong> policy, but took little notice <strong>of</strong> it. Thesuccess <strong>and</strong> popularity <strong>of</strong> the Dinner sprang directly from the energy<strong>and</strong> resourcefulness <strong>of</strong> Lyna the <strong>Club</strong> martinet. Soon the only wayto get a dinner ticket would be to undertake never to apply for one.Frank Alcock sang <strong>of</strong> the hell suffered by minstrels, following upwith a musical account in broad Yorkshire <strong>of</strong> the first ascent <strong>of</strong> Goat<strong>Fell</strong>.A. H. Griffin proposed the toast <strong>of</strong> the guests <strong>and</strong> described himselfas the little man who appeared at the circus after the elephantshad been on. A good wine waiter could help the proposer <strong>of</strong> thistoast by ensuring that the listeners were in good fettle. It was thecustom to assemble facts about the chief guest <strong>and</strong> the rest <strong>of</strong> the toptable, bordering on defamation. Mrs. Pickering, now a Vice-President, was no longer part <strong>of</strong> the speakers' spy-ring, <strong>and</strong> thefabrication <strong>of</strong> facts was most difficult for a journalist. Labouringcheerfully under this h<strong>and</strong>icap he gallantly complimented the ladies<strong>and</strong> disparaged the men, with the exception <strong>of</strong> Eric Byrom who hadyet to speak.
ANNUAL DINNER 87John Hirst did another jovial stint on the serving table while thefinal speaker checked his notes. Eric Byrom, responding for theguests, described his courtship by correspondence with the perfectSecretary who planned the Dinner, who had written him four letters,one with the stamp upside down. He assured the guests that theyhad dined with a remarkable <strong>Club</strong>, with an even more remarkablePresident, known to a whole generation as the terror <strong>of</strong> the RobertsonLamb Hut, <strong>and</strong> who had worked in the Inl<strong>and</strong> Revenue for tenyears before he dared to tell his father how he earned his living.After a loud <strong>and</strong> sincere Auld Lang Syne, Ruth Spilsbury performedthe last honour <strong>of</strong> the evening by calling on Mr. Beck toappear with a somewhat reluctant Monica <strong>and</strong> the rest <strong>of</strong> the staffto be thanked on behalf <strong>of</strong> the company. The dining-room emptied<strong>and</strong> the lounge filled up, <strong>and</strong> well after midnight a crowd still talked<strong>and</strong> talked.In the morning out went the President, freed for the moment fromthe cares <strong>of</strong> <strong>of</strong>fice. Out went the members <strong>and</strong> the guests, into thequiet <strong>and</strong> sunshine <strong>of</strong> a friendly Autumn day. The fine weathertempted many to Combe Gill. The more energetic made for theNapes <strong>and</strong> the ridges were soon densely populated. Errant mistpatches played in the gullies <strong>and</strong> a burst <strong>of</strong> sun gave a fine brockenspectre for the more or less exclusive benefit <strong>of</strong> the Editor, whoviewed it appreciatively from the Needle. For your reporterthere is the memory <strong>of</strong> the emptiness <strong>of</strong> Langstrath, the darting fishin the still shallow pool, <strong>and</strong> cloud shadows hunting on the greybuttresses. Another memory we all can share is that <strong>of</strong> BentleyBeetham's afternoon lecture on the 1924 Everest Expedition. Forwell over an hour Bentley took his audience step by step along theclassic approach. Nothing spectacular; only a simple tale <strong>of</strong> a greatadventure which had lost nothing <strong>of</strong> its freshness, holding thelisteners spellbound <strong>and</strong> bringing to reality in the pictures, the wind,the cold, <strong>and</strong> the dynamic attraction <strong>of</strong> the great mountain. Eventhe least <strong>of</strong> us travelled with him <strong>and</strong>—most remarkable <strong>of</strong> all—onlyBentley in that crowded attentive company did not appreciate theimpact <strong>of</strong> this moving experience.