Year of publication 1960 - Fell and Rock Climbing Club

JEKYLL AND HYDEOur Jekyll is a kindly soul who toils for our enjoyment.But Hyde performs a different role,And while I would not say he stole,The fact remains that to pinch our dole is his regular employment.And which is which we can never make out, despite our bestendeavour.And of that there is no manner of doubt,No probable, possible, shadow of doubt, no possible doubtwhatever.Our Jekyll is a famous cook; his omelets are delicious.But Hyde is all too prone to lookOn the humble chef as ordained a crookWhose villainies must be brought to book; his nature's so suspicious!If you can Hyde what he wants to find out, your cookery must beclever!And of that there is no manner of doubt,No probable, possible shadow of doubt, no possible doubtwhatever.Thus Jekyll's clients are yearly faced with forms crammed fuil ofquestions.The answers Hyde demands with hasteIn letters curt, severely lacedWith H.P. sauce, which spoils the taste, and ruins their digestions.Though what he wants to bother about, they can discover never,And of that there is no manner of doubt,No probable, possible, shadow of doubt, no possible doubtwhatever.