Rich People Problems-Kwan 2017 (WWT)

WMW: Can you believe it?
TS: Hottie McHotpocket! Doesn’t look like a boring suit at all!
GT: Tatiana, you suck as a private eye. I just did some googling, and look what I found. Check out this link, ladies…
From RANKMYPEER.CO.UK
Lord Lucien Plantagenet Montagu-Scott, Earl of Palliser, is the eldest son
of the Duke of Glencora. In 2013, Tattle listed him as one of the ten most
eligible bachelors in Britain. According to the Sunday Times Rich List, the
Duke of Glencora is the fifth-largest landowner in England, with holdings
in Northamptonshire, Suffolk, and Scotland. But the crown jewels of their
portfolio are vast property holdings in Central London. Next to the Dukes
of Westminster and Portland, the Glencoras are London’s leading
landlords, owning huge swaths of prime Bloomsbury and Chelsea.
Furthermore, Lucien’s mother, Liliane, hails from the French
Rochambords. C’est formidable!
TS: This must be new! It didn’t pop up when I did a search on him!
WMW: Holy fuck!
GT: Colette the future Duchess of Glencora! Kitty’s going to shit gold bricks if she finds out about this.
TS: What do you mean IF? I just sent everything to her.
GT: You what?!?
Suddenly, all three women’s phones started buzzing as a group call was being initiated
from a Shanghai number.
WMW: That’s Kitty calling!
TS: Should we pick up? She can see that we’re all on a group chat.
“Tatiana, you silly bitch,” Georgina muttered under her breath as she swiped her phone
to initiate the group call.
“Hi Kitty!” Wandi said in an overly cheery pitch.
“Hi everyone. What’s this you sent me?” Kitty asked.
“Um, did you look at the picture or look at the link I just sent? Check out the photo.
Don’t bother looking at the other links,” Tatiana piped in urgently. There was a brief
pause while Kitty scrutinized the picture on the screen of her phone.
“What am I supposed to be looking at? There’s a bunch of gray-haired women with
yellow teeth.”
“You don’t see the bride?” Wandi asked.
“No—”
Georgina cut in. “Kitty, scroll down to the bottom of the page. Do you see the image of
the bride and groom?”
There was silence for a few moments, as the girls all held their breath, not knowing