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Rich People Problems-Kwan 2017 (WWT)

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I, Shang Su Yi of Tyersall Park, Tyersall Avenue, Singapore, revoke all<br />

former wills and testamentary dispositions heretofore made by me and<br />

declare this to be my last Will.<br />

1. Appointment of Executors. I appoint my nephew Sir Leonard SHANG and my<br />

great-nephew Oliver T’SIEN to be the Co-Executors of my Will.<br />

(Eddie darted his eyes over at his cousins, a little dismayed. Why in the world would<br />

Ah Ma choose them as the executors? Oliver I can handle but, ugh, now I have to suck up<br />

to that pretentious Leonard!)<br />

2. Specific Cash Legacies. I direct my Residuary Estate to execute payment on the<br />

following legacies:<br />

a. $3,000,000 to my housekeeper LEE Ah Ling, who has served my family with<br />

excellence and devotion since she was a teenager.<br />

(Victoria smiled. Oh good, she deserves it.)<br />

b. $2,000,000 to my personal chef LIM Ah Ching, who has nourished my family with<br />

her fine culinary talents since 1965.<br />

(Victoria, shaking her head: Ah Ching’s going to throw a fit when she realizes she got<br />

less than Ah Ling. Better not eat the soup tonight!)<br />

c. $1,000,000 to my head gardener Jacob THESEIRA, who has maintained the grounds<br />

of Tyersall Park with such loving care. I further bequeath to him all the rights and<br />

future royalties related to the orchid hybrids we developed together over the<br />

course of five decades.<br />

d. $1,000,000 to each of my dear lady’s maids Madri VISUDHAROMN and Patravadee<br />

VAROPRAKORN along with the antique Peranakan gold-and-diamond bracelets<br />

labeled for them in the Tyersall Park vault.<br />

e. $500,000 to my head of security Captain Vikram GHALE, who has diligently<br />

protected me since 1983. I further bequeath to him the Type 14 Nambu pistol<br />

given to me by Count Hisaichi Terauchi preceding his departure from Singapore in<br />

1944.<br />

(Eleanor: Wah, so generous! I wonder if Old Lady knew that he made a fortune with<br />

his day trading?)<br />

f. $250,000 to my chauffeur Ahmad BIN YOUSSEF. I further bequeath to him the 1935

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