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Rich People Problems-Kwan 2017 (WWT)

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“Silly girl! Don’t you see I’m dressed like this on purpose? The only way to survive is to<br />

be invisible. I made myself look like an illiterate dockworker. The Japanese soldiers don’t<br />

even bother to spit in my direction! Now how the hell did you get back into the country<br />

without getting yourself raped or killed?”<br />

Su Yi gestured at the Thai silk dress she was wearing. “I crossed from India to Burma<br />

on the train, and then came down through Bangkok as part of the Thai ambassador’s<br />

entourage—I’m disguised as a lady’s maid to Princess Narisara Bhanubhakdi.”<br />

Shang Loong Ma let out a phlegmy laugh as he looked over his daughter. On the one<br />

hand, he was furious at her for coming back to a war-ravaged island, but on the other<br />

hand, he had to admire her resourcefulness. She knew how to be invisible too, and she<br />

had proved herself braver than her brothers. “What are we going to do with you, now<br />

that you’re back? It’s too dangerous for you to go to Tyersall Park, you know.” He<br />

sighed.<br />

“I’m going back to Tyersall Park whether you like it or not! I’m going to stay there and<br />

do everything I can to help anyone who is suffering and in danger.”<br />

Su Yi’s father scoffed. “The Japanese control everything now. Where on earth did you<br />

get such an idea that you could actually be of help?”<br />

“A priest told me, Pa. A young priest at the most beautiful temple on earth.”<br />

*1 Actually, there are 1,444 pillars in the temple, which also boasts 29 halls and 80 domes in a 48,000-square-foot area.<br />

Built by a wealthy Jain businessman named Dharma Shah, construction of the temple began in 1446 and took more<br />

than fifty years to complete. If you are ever in Jodhpur, please do yourself a favor and head to this amazing place<br />

instead of wasting your time and money buying cashmere throws from charming merchants who claim they were<br />

“handwoven exclusively for Hermès” (or Etro, or Kenzo) “in a nearby village that employs 800 women.” They really<br />

weren’t, and <strong>Rich</strong>ard Gere wasn’t just there last week buying a hundred scarves either.<br />

*2 Cantonese for “difficult, persnickety.”<br />

*3 Actually, Bishop See is wrong about that. While Jains and Hindus agree on the concept of karma, the cycle of life and<br />

death, and some other aspects of emancipation, liberation, and release, they are two distinct and separate religions.<br />

*4 Hokkien for “dick face.”

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