Rich People Problems-Kwan 2017 (WWT)

CHAPTER FIVE
PULAU CLUB, SINGAPORE
Godfrey Loh, the esteemed Supreme Court justice, could not believe what he was hearing
in the stall next to his in the men’s room of the Pulau Club.
“Yeah, that’s so hot. Fucky fuck! I need a close-up. Send me a close-up, pleeeease.”
What in God’s name was happening?
“Wait a minute. The pic is still downloading—Wi-Fi’s terrible in here. Oh my God…I’m
looking at it now. Phwoar! So…fucking…sexy!”
Someone is looking at dirty pictures on his phone right next to me! But who is it?
Sounds like a Hong Kong accent. No wonder, all the men in Hong Kong are perverts.
That’s what you get from a country when you can buy filthy magazines right in the
airport!
“Looks like it’s dripping wet. It’s so beautiful I want to lick it all over! Come on, come
on, I’m ready for it now!”
Is this creep actually engaging in phone sex in the next stall? Godfrey had heard
enough. He emerged from the cubicle hurriedly and went over to the sink, washing his
hands furiously with twice the amount of soap he would normally use. He felt dirty all
over just listening to that heavy breather in the stall.
“I want to slip my whole foot inside.”
He wants to do WHAT with his foot? This man should be arrested. Godfrey banged his
fist against the stall door and said loudly, “You are a degenerate! A complete disgrace to
this esteemed club! Take your dirty business elsewhere! Not in our toilets!”
Inside the cubicle, Eddie looked up from his phone, completely mystified. “Sorry, I have
no idea what that was about. Some ranting weirdo—Singapore’s full of them. Anyway,
when will this last coat dry? Stop teasing me, Carlo. I need these shoes now!”
“Just a few more days. We are waiting for this latest coat of varnish to dry, and then
we’re going to add one more. Once the patina is perfect, we can overnight them to you in
Singapore,” Carlo replied.
“My uncle Taksin—you know, he’s a Thai prince—I can’t wait for him to see me in
these. Taksin started wearing bespoke Lobbs when he was five years old. Nobody else will