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Rich People Problems-Kwan 2017 (WWT)

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“She’s a spoiled little cunt!” Kitty suddenly blurted out.<br />

Everyone was too shocked to speak at first, but Georgina tried to turn it into a joke.<br />

“Haha, yes, she’s famous for that spoiled rant that went viral, isn’t she, Kitty?”<br />

The line went silent for a few moments.<br />

“Uh…I think Kitty hung up,” Tatiana said.<br />

*1 Smiling, laughing, frowning, or arching of eyebrows is highly discouraged, though.<br />

*2 What Wandi doesn’t know is that the only people who can be married in Westminster Abbey are members of the<br />

British royal family, Order of the Bath members and their children, or anyone living in the Abbey’s precincts. St. Paul’s<br />

only allows weddings for members of the Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, the Order of the British Empire,<br />

holders of the British Empire Medal, and members of the Imperial Society of Knights Bachelor and their children (but<br />

not their grandchildren).<br />

*3 Chinese + Indonesian × Aristocrat = Chindocrat<br />

*4 She knew by age three that Hugo was too dumb to get in to Raffles.<br />

*5 If they happened to be Japanese, Vietnamese, or any other type of Asian not mentioned on this list, abort scanner<br />

function. Totally inconsequential.

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