Rich People Problems-Kwan 2017 (WWT)

“Kitty, look—you’ve already conquered the world stage. These women aren’t your
competition anymore, don’t you see?”
“I realize that, but I also realize something else. No matter what I do, this will always be
known as Colette’s house. And this will always be Colette’s town, even though she’s gone.
She was born here—these are her people. I will always be an outsider in Shanghai, no
matter what I do. Why did I even bother spending two years redecorating this house? I
should be where people appreciate me.”
“I couldn’t agree more. You have houses all over the world, you can be anywhere you
want to be, creating your own social universe. Honestly, I don’t know why you don’t live
in Hong Kong full-time. It’s my favorite city in Asia.”
“Corinna Ko-Tung tells me it will take at least one generation for me to break into Hong
Kong society—Harvard might have a chance if I enroll him in the right kindergarten, but
it’s already too late for Gisele. You know, the only place where Chinese people have ever
treated me well is Singapore. Look how nice Araminta Lee has been. And my friends
Wandi, Tatiana, and Georgina live there part-time too.”
Oliver didn’t want to remind Kitty that Araminta was actually born in Mainland China,
and that neither Wandi, Tatiana, nor Georgina were native Singaporeans, but he began to
see a new opportunity arise. “You know, you already own one of the most historic houses
on one of the best streets in Singapore. I had assumed you’d spend more time there after
you acquired it.”
“I thought I would. But then I got pregnant with Harvard and Jack insisted that I give
birth in the United States. And after that we just somehow spent more time in Shanghai
because I needed to redo this house.”
“But your poor Frank Brewer estate in Singapore is completely neglected. It’s only half
decorated. Think of what you could accomplish there if you focused your attention on it.
Think of all the accolades you would receive from architectural preservationists if you
truly restored it to its former glory. My God, I’m sure my friend Rupert would insist on
doing a feature story for The World of Interiors.”
The wheels in Kitty’s head began turning. “Yes, yes. I could transform that little house.
Make it even more spectacular than this cursed place! And it will be one hundred percent
mine! Will you help me?”
“Of course. But you know, aside from the house, I do think it’s time for you to undergo
another radical transformation as well. You need a new look that will launch you into
Singapore society properly. My God, the Tattle crowd will love you. Let’s get you a photo
shoot and feature story. Hell, I’m sure I can wrangle you the cover.”
“You really think so?”
“Absolutely. I can see it already…we’ll get Bruce Weber to shoot it. You, Gisele, and
Harvard, romping through your historic heritage property in Singapore surrounded by a
dozen golden retrievers. All wearing Chanel! Even the dogs!”
“Um…can we get Nigel Barker to shoot it instead? He’s soooooo dreamy!”
“Of course, dear. Whoever you want.”