Rich People Problems-Kwan 2017 (WWT)

Hispano-Suiza Type 68 J12 Cabriolet *3 that was given to me by my father on my
sixteenth birthday.
(Alfred: Damn, I wanted the Hispano! I guess I can buy it off him.)
g. I bequeath every remaining employee of Tyersall Park not mentioned here the
amount of $50,000 each.
3. Specific Legacies of Personal Property.
a. I direct that my jewelry collection be given and distributed according to the
detailed list in Appendix A of this my Last Will and Testament, and as labeled in
my vault at Tyersall Park.
(Cecilia Cheng Moncur: I wonder why she bothered. Everyone knows Astrid already
got all the good shit.)
b. I direct that all artwork, antiques, and other household goods not specifically
gifted by my Will be distributed equally among my surviving children by my
executors in as nearly equal portions as may be practicable, with the exception of
the following:
i. To my daughter Felicity YOUNG LEONG, I bequeath my collection of Celadon
porcelain, which I know she will cherish and keep immaculately spotless for all
eternity.
(Alix: Hahaha! Felicity and her OCD. Mummy sure had a sense of humor when she
wrote her will!)
ii. To my daughter Victoria YOUNG, I bequeath a small painting of a woman by her
bedroom window by Édouard Vuillard. I know she has always detested this
painting, so I trust she will divest of it immediately and use the proceeds to buy
that dream house in England that she keeps talking about.
(Victoria: Criticize me from the grave all you want, but I’ve already been town-house
shopping on Sothebysrealty.com.)
iii. To my son Philip YOUNG, I bequeath all objects in Tyersall Park belonging to his
father, Sir James Young.
(Philip: Did I remember to program the DVR to record the new season of Arrow? Can’t
wait to get back to Sydney. This is such a colossal waste of time!)
iv. To my daughter Alexandra YOUNG CHENG, I bequeath my collection of carved
ivory-and-jade name seals, since she is the only one of my children who actually
knows Mandarin.