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Rich People Problems-Kwan 2017 (WWT)

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Rachel was about to go after him when Alix placed a hand on her arm. “He’ll be fine,” she<br />

said to Rachel.<br />

“I know he will,” Rachel said softly.<br />

···<br />

I just put four billion dollars into his pocket and that fucker didn’t even thank me, Oliver<br />

thought after Nick had abruptly hung up. Then he picked up his phone again and called<br />

Kitty’s cell phone.<br />

“Kitty? It’s done. The Youngs have accepted the offer…Yes, really…No, no, you can’t<br />

move in next week, it’s going to take a few months at the very least to get the deal done…<br />

Yes, they will sell some of the furnishings…Of course I will tell you what’s worth<br />

acquiring, don’t worry…I don’t think we can pay them more to move out tomorrow. This<br />

has been a home to the family for more than a century, Kitty. They need some time to get<br />

things sorted and dismantle the estate. The silver lining is that you’ll have time to plan<br />

the new interiors…Henrietta Spencer-Churchill? Yes, I do know her, but Kitty, why would<br />

you want the same designer who’s already doing Colette’s new house?…I know she’s<br />

related to Princess Diana, but I have an even better idea…I can think of only one person<br />

in the whole world I would trust with a redo of Tyersall Park. Can you meet me in Europe<br />

next week?…No, not Paris. We’re going to Antwerp, Kitty…No, it’s not in Austria. Antwerp<br />

is a city in Belgium…Oh, you’ll swing by London to pick me up? How awfully kind of<br />

you…Perfect. Look forward to it.”<br />

Oliver hung up the phone and stared into his computer screen for a few minutes. Then<br />

he clicked on iTunes and scrolled through his albums until he found a song. He clicked<br />

play, and Puccini’s “Nessun Dorma” came blasting on. *2 Oliver sat in his chair and<br />

listened to the first few verses of the aria. As it reached the crescendo, Oliver suddenly<br />

leapt out of his chair and started dancing madly around his flat. It was a wild, Dionysian<br />

release, and then he collapsed on the floor and started sobbing.<br />

He was safe. Safe at last. With the commission earned on the sale of Tyersall Park, the<br />

long nightmare of the past two decades was finally over. His 1.5 percent commission on<br />

the Tyersall Park sale would garner $150 million, enough to pay off all his student loans<br />

and his parents’ crushing debts. They wouldn’t be rich, but at least they would have<br />

enough to survive. His family could be restored to a proper level of respectability again.<br />

He would never, ever have to fly economy again. As Oliver lay on the carpet of his London<br />

flat, staring up at the cracked plasterwork on the ceiling that had needed fixing ten years<br />

ago, he cried out in joy, “All’alba vincerò! Vincerò, vinceròòòòòòò!”<br />

*1 Cantonese for “so long-winded.”<br />

*2 The Pavarotti version, of course.

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