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irritatedly.<br />

“Good grief, that was her? The one with the big brown cow nipples? Pussy Ping or<br />

whatever her name was?” Alix blurted out.<br />

“Her name is Kitty Pong,” Rachel said.<br />

“Dear me, I didn’t recognize her at all. She has a completely new face! No wonder<br />

Alistair suddenly flew back to Hong Kong first thing this morning! But I thought she was<br />

married to that ghastly boy, Carol Tai’s good-for-nothing son? The one that butchered his<br />

face with plastic surgery too?” Alix said.<br />

“That was ages ago, Auntie Alix. Kitty’s traded up.”<br />

“She most certainly has. I actually quite liked her pretty floral dress today. Why, she<br />

didn’t look very vulgar at all,” Victoria noted.<br />

“It’s impossible to look vulgar in Dries Van Noten,” Oliver declared.<br />

“So you really want to sell the house to them?” Nick asked gruffly.<br />

“Nicky, you tell me how we can say no to ten billion dollars? That’s three times more<br />

than our top offer. It would be pure stupidity to refuse this kind of money!” Felicity<br />

reasoned.<br />

Oliver nodded. “It would be looking a gift horse in the mouth.”<br />

Nick glanced over at Oliver in annoyance. “That’s easy for you to say. You didn’t grow<br />

up in this house. For some of us, it’s not just about the money.”<br />

Oliver sighed. “Look, Nicky, I know you’re upset with me, but I really didn’t mean for<br />

any of this to hurt you. I loved your grandmother and I love this house more than you can<br />

possibly imagine. I thought you wanted to preserve Tyersall Park, and when I heard that<br />

the Bings were on the lookout for a new place in Singapore, I just put two and two<br />

together. These people love the house, and they’re committed to maintaining its<br />

architectural integrity. And they actually have the kind of money it takes to restore the<br />

house and keep the estate in tip-top condition for generations to come.”<br />

Rachel spoke up. “Do those generations include Colette Bing?”<br />

Oliver’s face flushed red, while Felicity asked, “Who’s Colette Bing?”<br />

“Colette Bing is Jack’s daughter. Two years ago, her personal assistant, Roxanne, tried<br />

to poison Rachel, on Colette’s behalf,” Nick answered sharply.<br />

“WHAAAT?” Felicity and Victoria shrieked in horror.<br />

“Oh my goodness, I had completely forgotten that this was that family.” Alix moaned,<br />

putting her hands to her face.<br />

“Rachel, that was such an unfortunate incident, but you should know that Jack and<br />

Kitty have absolutely nothing to do with Colette anymore,” Oliver said.<br />

Nick’s face flashed with anger. “It wasn’t an unfortunate incident. My wife almost died!<br />

Just how much do you stand to make on this deal, Oliver? Aside from your commission<br />

on the sale, which will be in the millions, how much will you and that auction house of<br />

yours be making selling new stuff to these eager Bings?”<br />

Oliver got up from the divan and smiled apologetically. “You know, I think I will leave

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