02.17.1942 thru 01.26.1945.pdf - The Lowell

SCHOOL
ENDOBSLDHY
BERRY, BOB
^Family
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??, s -- By i»Ipe Briar •
Fhoru U an old »ay.nc that a
OH.-d Is something that Uke* cdu-
^ cstlon out of a school but puts whooL Our only way of verifylnx
»- this Is to follow twu students,
V/whom w« shall call Bob Ray and
Joan Bolsseree.
At 8:50. the halls are ;*acked
•with boys and i:irl«, boya tryingto
knock each other out And splat*
tcr blood un the walls; Kith* trying
to make themselves prettier by
combine their hair and puttinc
powder un their •"*«*. Of cournv,
you must realiiu ttmt this Is In the
morning; the bter.cl.inir Jobs arc put.
on in the nifjht. Amidst this turmoil
itarui two solitary figures, 1
THE SCHOOL'S ONLY HOME GROWN NEWSPAPER
Polland Threatens
Cast To Quit Lowell
Hayseed Center Taken
Joan and Bud. Bolt is an Industrious
student *'ho want* to c*:t
ahead in the world; Joan is ju«t a
iWcet kid, und as uxtial, hnsn't done
her homework.
Joan takvj* out her litmlvr. and
affcs Bob a Tew question*. Boh is
not very sure of himne'f, .111 in
order to have more Kvlf-ii^urunctr.
'., he asks a brilli-int student (shall
GabstersCop |HolIywoodTo
f ' we call him Cordon T«ivanni> for
' ailvlce. Now Guidun is kiK'wn n« a
"wonder bey,"* fo he uteri* up to
StateTourney;! Offer Actors
Hub with prtii'*. nnd xnyit that he
will bu only t irlnd tu help. Hub
citf the inside d»|>e from C«rd«n,
Win 4 Firsts Huge Wages
and uti'ih; up to hulii Joan, who by
ti\i» time if rld Politic*! Ad«-=--—^ Iand
we'll nil be free!
Shirlee Ronan Leaves
.Shirlec Ronan, Lowell's noted secret
service head, left this mom-
BOB POLITZER injr on a mysterious trip to Ubangl.
It is rumored thnt ahe Is searching
far the merciless thief who stole
Lowell's Memorial Day vacation.
for . Awketl about tho trip. .Miss Ronan's
only comment was, "I don't know!
nothing about nothing." With
Prime Minister these few words of intelligence,
I: ITawlcshaw Konan turned back to
Incoherent
her magnifying glass.
T ? P u» '".'"•""'y H«d that thelr theatrical
at Slate College, May carvcra mult come flnt. All the
Frank PhMMp,„* nm place *KrS£?5\ff2&!Ki£ .....
(Continued on Pnire Four) Idrawn after next Tuesday ntahu
I Mac West .Carlson blushing!/ ad-
Lowellites
Take English A
BERKELEY, Mny ,8 (u t, s
A. P.)—After tlie EnBli.h A Riven
: :hoso "smart'' itudcn'ts"who"havc
Bill Calhoun
Stubs Toe
SAN FRANCISCO. .May 18 (L.
II. S, A. P.)—Bill Calhoun, biT
kotball itar. Is reported to be reeovcrinic
from an Injury to a tuo
stubbed In an effort to reach clan
I on time. Although tho Injury
catiiai Mm Breat oaln, after a dose
»f penicillin. Bill I. feeljne better.
Accordlne to doctorj, he will live.
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lixn loafinii for the past four years
are (.renariV to almfup for dum?
Ml Ensllsh at the recently Increa.ii.il
7Oo of twenty dollars. One
studenr Is rumored to haw stated
NOTICE
All charactors, places,
dates, and evenu depicted In
his newspaper (7) arc puro
y the IlleKltimate product of i
' 1>u"° r " ""Bination. l: •
IfH 1 " "I? 1 "* K " a Mac West Cartnon bluthlnjrly ad-
miu tthat
Lowell's preicmcauon of
I "Out Out of tho Fryhur Pan" Pan will be
the h hi hit it of Hayes street All other th
members of the cast concur wltlt
II. W. C. when she deeteres that'It
will be well worth whl'o io come op *
and sec her somo s tlme^r«Ithcr Msy
23 23. 20 20, 20, or 20 20.
: FFLASH:
LASH An unconfirmed report
has Just been received from the L.
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11. S. A. P. According to the bulletin,
Director Pullnnd Is jrolnjr to
I Dress his suiL The cast members
havc all received offers of positions
as ushers in the Hollywood Bowl.
Index
CroNswordit
Comics (?)
Contract Contact* ...
Drama _:_
Edllorlals
Udity.Carlom '..
"lon Radio Lot-_L_ "
nation Dales ..
Society ___.
Vile SlalUtlci.
Try to find (hem!
%M
The Weather Man
CriiUnit his rather short neck ye olde trick"bnlMlnjc smiled betoward
tho wide open spaces, and nevolcntly and finally came
stroking his abbreviated beard, ocr HiE""* , wlln U" 1 ? statement: Low.
ftmous. If somewhat dilapidated KiSer*,li SKSS I 2i».!!. ll> fe*
bust of James Russell Lowell-(In will be h
tho main entrance, k'ddlcs);! re- they rceeivo tnclr report «ui
nuunMUier predictions. teachers withf Sol^mdcis.'" with
WWIo w« fidgeted and inulrmed. these sag, words, Jlmnw' '
Jimmy,, as he ^-affectionately!hsu(thtylhouloSrVmiresi
known amoitK older'inhaHUuiU of mow his sculptorcd"iot£
YESTERDAY'S RESULTS
Bolsscrce'fl Blue Sox 24, Ray's Red Hots 1
Shiffler's Senders 16,. Lau's Louies 0
li'iodwin'g Goons 4, Politzer's Pinups 3 ;
Carbon's Cuties 7, Chandler's Chinups 4
Ronin's Rowdies 11, Lowe's Lillio 10
Wil ion ? s.Wows:6, Blum's Bums 2 • •
Heio]rg'Herring8'9.'Heron'8''•"'•;-*'. :> " ;
te«!ic'/Larupcr8-10,-Herbert'sJIarrys 1' .