02.17.1942 thru 01.26.1945.pdf - The Lowell
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-THIS WILL<br />
KILL YOU,<br />
HA! HA!<br />
SAN FRANCISCO'S ONLY' DISOWNED NEWSPAPER<br />
MCMXUI;? 'ffU> 0' Somewhere in Kallfornla, late In March<br />
/Looking<br />
Around'<br />
' By Frank PJorabo<br />
Don't worry folks. Even though<br />
you can't rccognixe the paper. It<br />
is really <strong>The</strong> <strong>Lowell</strong>. And those<br />
rciewy stories and pajre makeup<br />
were not mistuke* on the part of<br />
the printer. No, It's our one and<br />
r' ly humiir edition. We hope you<br />
h > it.<br />
... f:<br />
Founded 1400; B. C<br />
Graff Expose Shocks StudentBcjdp<br />
Caught in <strong>The</strong> Act!<br />
Attor'y Milfer Charge*<br />
PreXy with E,mb*2zzleml\t<br />
Blasted from its rock-bottom tradition yesterday wag San<br />
Francisco's oldest and highest regarded prep school.<br />
Shocking revelation of graft in the student body association<br />
of I-owoll High held faithful members awe-stricken.<br />
Investigation of the recent "<strong>Lowell</strong> Defense Tax." paid<br />
JOL'ItSAl. CAITUIIES FIRST<br />
upon the purchase of n student body card, revealed that the<br />
PRIZE AT CONVENTION<br />
fund* entered no defense charity<br />
<strong>The</strong> Red and White, which you<br />
l J<br />
were so fortunate to buy lost<br />
jiuin<br />
term, had new honors henned upon<br />
: MOJJOUIOI jnj j in ion liooq ttut( tttjJX<br />
it. At the University of Califor-<br />
' 'ajiujan w| udn<br />
nia Annual Pics* Convention Inn<br />
week-end, our year book walked<br />
away with first place honor*—o<br />
handsome plaque. Nice<br />
Kant:. Oh yen, the nnpi-r was rep- j<br />
renvMed at Berkeley by einhl I<br />
members of the staf.*. All nre ex- [<br />
JMTIWI to recover noon.<br />
# aip IU«MII»J other thon Prexy Williiims* noeket<br />
O Cj snd then came to a dead - end.<br />
^William* hod bought o couple of<br />
ttJX drrupitntcd fish for Kin ret trained<br />
3uij 0UI| l Dcfcnue? Yen, Williams'<br />
|»|U<br />
you n<br />
the fdood l>nt)k<br />
will trlndly rcpiVr it with Fume donated<br />
by Mrs. Jordan.<br />
ALL YOL' IIIUINS<br />
Northwestern University hn«<br />
ichL,l*?u n n < io W inf lw' .iw! 1 KACfLTV ItKI'ltKSKNTHII<br />
IN IIKKKNSK I'ICOCIIAM | Cninwmr T,«,l,-v Is »rrn •>„,.,• .rrivinc ju»l in tlmr In null ctllpriN '<br />
p<br />
» you worry when nn nir rniil < Have Willinm. Irfl. nnd I'nul lltippor in Iheft «f l)rfcn«i* Jlond* frum '_....,<br />
alarm rmir«? t)o.-« your lirart! "•»<br />
You,<br />
'<br />
School imtilute thl» aummer. Thi»<br />
cr.,up rcprewntinir the t i '<br />
t u l t l hfch<br />
1 *" M| ...._,.. Mm uodn 'SUIJ aui|j3 seal.<br />
|VM| am jo J4p«4] at{i VUJBJJ|)« <<br />
«•'*: TiwjM U «l«r wllnnw in thr prmrclilliinV njalw to]' . Mrs. Jordan nnd<br />
Miss Carojynn II. Id'cdeman Jire<br />
l»uth air nild warden instruct on*<br />
Mr. II. Karpoiutein in a fire warden.<br />
And If any of you should<br />
own defense from beinjr liquidated<br />
p^iujuiuioj u'('Ap\' *p.|) *Au«d by hi* starved playmate!)<br />
-wo;) uwq u JOJ iv.i o) nn wo-tj Fund* Traced<br />
X9WK am jiojjon u*U 'II -toil *H <strong>The</strong> probe, which Is bclnir enjriajg<br />
dtp wop nv tu[jjiiM iHpiicujj neeri'd by Honest Dan Miller and<br />
jno.< II 1 J° 1O.C K»AJ|[JJ 3U]pK]i|3,h{K jfrtiepome colleague. Key-hole<br />
jnq *X^|ad »t»q aqi sf )tuuo]i., [Toolcy, made public further infor-<br />
1u»u»ists .HUiBiiHAV mation on the wheareaboutx of<br />
•ttuiuiiu.w pun'collections made by and for the<br />
•umtM.mi.aj xii i student association.<br />
•jn»s:<br />
Twelve nnd one half dollars allowed<br />
Treasurer Hopper for erection<br />
of a billboard at Fifth and<br />
•p,r\ouMJ<br />
Mnrket Street* publicizing the stu-<br />
VxM«H<br />
Icnt t body by card cad sale e was a traced (racd to t<br />
r\ jo |mi<br />
iU final reHtintr place in the treaaor>*<br />
of Boon Sister*, exclusive<br />
-MOM putt HUIOOJ Jd U| KUOfl tiports tpt apparel ppa pare siiop- (Have you<br />
noticed tid Hu H Ickie Murder;'<br />
-30(103 ai{i (,,ino<br />
titj.iui<br />
Hunjrry flopper'ji new<br />
moleskin puunts?<br />
Priccil $l±50 at<br />
j.w pun) mo {k'tjjj<br />
BBoos' ' complete l with h free f Cuba Cb Li- U<br />
Blonde Galore _<br />
bras in the Cellar Salon.)<br />
Aid lo Leaders<br />
Move<br />
.(l Conspiring with Williams and<br />
•dot uj(K)j wnoucA |<br />
In lh«- mrrry. mi-rry nionlli ^ ^ ^ ^ ,itlle • ISIoIsy Genii in Hi3's<br />
hu Bt'ta nn attack nf KpniDf nicetivM of an nir*rufd,. we, think ( o l o 9 IflSt'S U S<br />
fi-ver. <strong>The</strong>y Hav the cun- for >*«'" shmild first know the<br />
'Swing it'<br />
Were Hot certain, because we<br />
K|irn,i- fever in to take 11 done of didn't near jnformeil a thint;. u« that but an some! air<br />
In Los Angeles<br />
Btilphiir and htolaMM. Some peo- *>n»»thi*' mid tit ulwiiyK informed preceded us thnt.anairt by loud •<br />
pie do mid mime ' don't. It!],ur|w.<br />
on whether they like it or- Thp»p are not jui*t to ncnd nhivnot.<br />
'vnt up your npinr. or to make ynur<br />
(lettine hnrk to the ynunc man. \ ^'f Jjf,""^ '""" r " t * : th X y hv\t ti^r<br />
UC* see whrrv did we leave him? vnu*<br />
your ni,.^,.,.^,,^ mrnmri pU^urf, iV the<br />
1'or.lun u». a minute ptcaw, while Ivy n, il.l.<br />
^ "'*""* "" '" ""' fin " f '" W n " 1 '"-1 l ' l '" r ' V " nH<br />
"MERLIN DIARY"<br />
By Sillimnn Dwyer<br />
Blood clots on the battle-j<br />
fields of Red Russia! j One for the money, two for<br />
Australian* Keek shelter]the show, three to get ready<br />
from bursting bombs! j. , , . and we're off to<br />
it prr. l» the Cho.sen correspondents p wit-] that gala fest, festival, the High g<br />
code »rt do«n «« ness these international Three Shindig lf« at the Coco-<br />
. - T''^ '" *""<br />
rcprewnnir the n a t i o , „ „ hol „„ ,„,, „ h<br />
jnit ulentnl hfch Khool »tu- nhur nnd molaxcs. lint »om.- |.eo- l,eit Wat. Oh. well, anjway Jt'»' _ [r:|.c<br />
dent., will hav,. one of the peak e«- „,„,,„„., |||,c »u||,hur »d«ln«w, a »iren. • l<br />
M '- strugslus. But of far greater nut Grove thfc. year (reduced ratci<br />
"Vn" I" """ "T",*'"^ , HZZ HZ'"Z" "h'JZ'J hJZJ and t.-o \ \ consequences consequences are the affairs affairs you kno»-«ur hiEh threo<br />
officer.<br />
er. Thi» »«»• '""»«»• '">« ««-t»'nir cf nnd calihaRC. Knives<br />
—an iron lung!<br />
•ret fichty and death nttc rises.<br />
<strong>The</strong> fighting Irish arc victorious<br />
Commented Sloppe, "Priorities m* no priorities, I'll show with drooling victirrw in every<br />
comer.<br />
MAIIC1I 19—Staff dwindle*. Four<br />
Flash . . . Commerce High, San<br />
more journalUtK hlle the dust'<br />
and die of acutr Indiftextion.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Associated Students of this fine institution nre to- With hammer In one hand and<br />
day calling n huge rally in an effort to raise funds to fix the Klckle in the other the Managing<br />
Editor Mpcak* and Commutibim!<br />
roof of their recently caved-in classroom.<br />
lurkii on the horiion. HIM re-|<br />
Student body President Jaspar Gee): announced that the vesting wordii were, kawotc—<br />
I'll be ltl-:i>-dy whrn you ComJ<br />
school "will band together in a concerted effort to hit the IIADK—unkawote.<br />
50% mark In S. B. cord sales." Proceeds of the drive will be ] MARCH -"^rCommunism ha«_arused<br />
to buy materials to repair the collapsed ceiling.<br />
rived. Following luitily is Fas-1<br />
cutm In person of the Kdltor-in-<br />
Sturdy Block "C" men. who have been holding up their Chicf. "We've done it ajniln,"<br />
run-down roof during recitation periods, commented,<br />
so speaks the Editor. Communism<br />
and Fascist* clash. Score<br />
: £; "A little faster on the plaster, Jaspitr."<br />
31-10 In favor of the Communist*.<br />
(Editor hit a f/ist one<br />
thi-uujth the left-field window<br />
_. *•:'>. Alcatrsz, California ... .; and Inquisitively tried to follow<br />
It was reporter here, today; by unreliable sources that I it.) Glass Bill: $086 KOvern-<br />
•/Kill Somebody,, America*s,,foremost murderer, wns throwi.* raent, federal and state, and syn<br />
tar Included. .<br />
into Ktlitary ^onfinsinent yesterday. It seems that he was<br />
v" , •<br />
MARCH 21—S'jff deleted. Publl-<br />
caught cheating in a game of solitaire: ,<br />
cnUon r - Urunhing Shoulderj<br />
Your hiwtwu »nd hiMtit, Pat<br />
Krill. Stan Dcforde. and Ken Me-<br />
I-cllUn greet you with happy<br />
mnlle*. You nmEle beck dazedly<br />
and nail onto the dance floor. Iroagine<br />
brutthing tdiauldvn. with the<br />
BUTE!!<br />
What a program! To play for<br />
the firet half hour will ill be Glen<br />
Mill Miller, and d you fl float Into to your r<br />
partner's arm* for the first dance<br />
—that luscious melody "Moonlight<br />
Cocktail."<br />
Before you realize It. OCavler<br />
Cugat rcplacen smooth Miller and<br />
you swine into that tantalizing; bit<br />
bUHlnrMit*iikc proportion* what of rhythm, "<strong>The</strong> Rumba Cttrai."<br />
with a referred prize-fight In Maeiriro Autocraphi<br />
the Sport* Department, a Fin- In quirk succmslon nwlon follow follo Count<br />
xerina Content judging In the Kasir. Freddie Martin, Mi and Benny<br />
Feature* Department, and a re- Goodman. Of course, you Ret all<br />
enactment of the I'earl Harbor their autographs. i<br />
attack, realistically presented All too Koon the danreii come*<br />
'•' the ral-a-tat-tat of ma lo an end and you find yourself<br />
outside once more In the cool,<br />
Factor*!! ttweet, frasranee af a Ilollywood<br />
nlsht.<br />
<strong>The</strong> moon . . , . t^e «tar»<br />
. . . .the heady scent t. * mas*<br />
notfa bloHsomit . . . . the<br />
dream of your Ufa beside you. Ah<br />
heaven.<br />
p ioe t v<br />
Xtpuiuu.—ES U<br />
\\lt\y j<br />
; IH*tV ->*<br />
date canceled. ..<br />
JI O Hall, Snow or Sun<br />
*V Windy Hygrometer, a user ot<br />
X d biff wortlfl. was taking a stroll by<br />
his favorite rendezvous, the Wet<br />
f i?I Weather River. - He stumbled over<br />
J»IP«m« HI-01<br />
**X Mil ;o Xrp iit»— L<br />
I imlv J9U» jt«(l—z iM<br />
^tta •.100JTI1«V— I'lHdV<br />
i " 1bi L tl ! b 'Adolescent," asked Windy, '"are<br />
you not;, endeavoring v_to Jnduer<br />
members of the finny tribe-to engulf<br />
Into their dentfcuIatedjnonUu<br />
A barbed nook, upon which 'you<br />
have affixed a dainty altor«meat?"<br />
:<br />
"Naw," /laiil the kid. "I'm<br />
flhi'^*<br />
'