02.17.1942 thru 01.26.1945.pdf - The Lowell

jaze Stceet Spouting White
[Cards Lose Basketball Title; Refs
clare Thurston's Shot Illegal
^Harris Held
Rematch of the Teams Scheduled
For Mad Bear Garden April 1,1999
§By Cops
"Treachery, thuta' whnt it is!" These were the words
.. Accused of fraudulently winning
hurled nt Denny Weff, cor.ch of the Cardinal basketball
f.iho city track meet on May 0. squad, as he paced the gym floor. The speaker was Alex
£ Coach Elmer Harris was yesterdaf
K indicted by tho track commission Borscht, mentor of the presumably beaten St Ignatius Wild'
• of tie Academic Athletic Associa- cats. The truth of the matter is that Weff hired six men to
tion.
flash mirrors nt the buckboard as Aloe Tongucthirstc shot ihc
Aft**r testimonies brought forth
by Perry Kltridge, Poly track men-
second of his most Important free time nnd one-half for overtime. It
tor. Harris was brought before the
throws.
will be produced by Dill Lau. di-
. board to face charges of winning
Really tho hall bounced off tho Irected
by Bit! Lau, nnd the leading
-tae-]944 track championship by
hoop and didn't go through as ap- role will be taken care of by . .
foul and
underhanded methods.
parently everyone had thought. you RueMcd It . . Dill Lau. (If
Therefore, it was nctually an opti-
•; Tho plaintiff, Mr. Kitridge, haji
Orson Welles is reading this col-
" Illusion that made the jubilant
produced evidence that should send
umn, I'm only ily kidding.) ki Bill Cal-
ft » fans see tho ball swish
Ilarris to the rock-pile for u period)
houn—The "Houi ii so laxy, he
'. of not lees than seventy-five yean*
~'~. and not exceeding eighty-two years.
' In the preliminary hearing; Flash:'Hank' Luisetti at Lowell
which wa* held at 1:15 this morn*'
- ing, Harris was accused of conceal-<
The great inimitable "Hank" Luisctt.i will be next
ing a sprEntr in Duane Gilman's year's ensaba coach. This startling fact was given this
i" Yaultinj? pole. The coach, of course,; reporter by Benny Neff, former coach, r.s he wns ousted
denied this vehemently- Harris from his position ut a hearing last nisht by "Leo" and
' did not deny, however, Kitridire's "Hudson." Neff had tears in his eyes when he said,
charge that ne had soaked Cy Uanna's
ntmting spikes in concentrated
"Never have I seen such utter cruelty.**
salfuris acid, causing them to dta* For his assistants the great Luisetti will have Bill
- solve after the first hundred yards Cowden, Howie Dullinar, and I'on Burness, all former
*'• of the 220 high hurdler. Harris greats from Lowell. The storekeeper nnd waterboy will
had no answer to the charge of
substituting n hollow shot for the
be Ken Leslie and Bill Lau.
standard twelve pound shot.
rinir a plea
Elmer has "K" 111 t° h Brandehill To Pitch Opener Against
Yankees; Sell-Out Crowd Expected
An r a °°V- Vlci k { I consiiUng of C
had been placed In padded' cells
awaiting trial, after, which/they
will srobaMy be made to shine der ..
i Chaoses^
Fuhrer's shoes every morning.: . .BaMaufs absence.
en 'i " M discovered what
Vnlahato had done, the Immediate
effect was a riot, which U. S.
troops had to quell. When questioned,
YiJiahato sold he had done
ft "to pay far Hon. mother in Japan
to commit Hara-kiri. Funeral
expenses too hl^fa for Hon. famlry
to pay, lion, son nuke money at
nice track, send home. Everybody
happy, banzai!" Of course, Vakahato
Rush had tc be released, but
this caused such lU-feelinir obcut
the track tliat the authorities bad
to send aft the Hon. Japs back to
their Ho'., quarters. Oh, so sorry
Basketweaving Squad Ready
and JwcltYtroki "divisions" be
hsndled by'Fred Gani "and "John
Rosekrons, respectively.
In the llshtwelcht section. Noel
jJ!
[h, and Peter
! freestyle,
badatrokir Potentist city champ!
"Bumps" Baldauf has been put on 1
Loaded with experienced voter-,
ans, Lowell's varsity and lishtwcight
basket weavinj; squads open
the 1044 season In a dual meet!
tho Uaycenter County and
_ ._. ip High School on tha Haycenter
campus Weaving jrrounds.
This year's squad Is irraced with
varsity star Tom Stoeire, who won
the varsity contest In 1043 '
weaving tho extremely dlffi _
washing basket In four hours,'
f.rcnly-slx minutes, four and seventenths
seconds, only two-tenths of:
a second off of tho city record. Tom
tho jnactive list by an attack of appendlcltli.
WVUU.WVW,. Varna ,IUIW ouiUAUjr, fey~ proof
jsl^ sophomore, wllrflll tie «ep
left "• llghlwelKht squad'by
!
hours and twelve minutes flat.
In the novice class, Lindsay Wilson
will bo competing. Lindsay will
sparkpiug the noWoUvWoHhSi
competition la baaed on weaving
Easter egg boskets. Wilson has
revoluUonSed the sport of basket
weaving, as he la the only high
school athlete ever to un successfully
tho difficult rlght-hund-overlefw
inverted-every, other-time ;
Coih "Curley Bin" Felling, aa
he b tenderly called by his boys,
has arranged practice meeU with
has evidently-Inherited Ms fath- the Ignacio School of Hanual Arts.
er's talen for the sport... His fath- Bonltia Agricultural and Mechanier
was All-City in 1905. v cal Institute, anoMhe rural school
Tho Intermediate class features for the Deaf. Dum,\ and BUnd. Tne
star Jack Curley, who wa» not able. coach Is also too ~" attempting '—* to~arrange
to compelolast year because of a n meet with Ith the Brisbane School
bruised ear lobo that did cot heal for Left-Handed Morons. .-*:- -•:
TJo team needs support for next
JaetTls affectlonateV(__ week'a meet Traiuportatlral*will'Ii
teammates, set an all-time record: beprovlded by pogo stick. 'Ariel-';
In pro-season practice torlcnotklngi
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