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Saving Fish from Drowning - Heal Burma

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AMY TAN<br />

and she busied herself taking pictures with a very expensive Nikon<br />

while Wyatt made faces to make the kids laugh. Bennie was adding<br />

shading to the sketch he had made of this local Chinese bistro, a<br />

dilapidated building at a crossroads that appeared to lead to no­<br />

where. Mr. Fred, the bus driver, had wandered across the road to<br />

smoke a cigarette. He would have stayed closer to the bus, but Vera,<br />

who wanted to board, had asked with exaggerated waves of her<br />

hands that he not contaminate the air around her. Miss Rong was in<br />

the front seat, studying a book of English phrases. Moff also got<br />

on the bus, and lay down at the back for a five-minute nap. Heidi<br />

boarded and applied a disinfectant to her hands, then put some on a<br />

tissue and wiped down the armrest and grab bar in front of her. Mar­<br />

lena and Esmé were doing their best to use the latrine with its per­<br />

ilous pit. Bad as it was, they preferred privacy to open-air cleanliness.<br />

Harry had gone searching for a better loo and in doing so saw a pair<br />

of interesting red-breasted birds with twitchy eyes.<br />

This tendency for people to wander off was already becoming a<br />

habit, with Rupert and Harry vying for first place in being the most<br />

dilatory. When everyone had finally been rounded up, Miss Rong<br />

counted heads: the black lady, the plump man, the tall man with<br />

horsetail hair, the kissing girl, the man who drank too many beers,<br />

those three with baseball caps, another two with sun hats, and so on,<br />

until she reached eleven and had to start over again. At last, she<br />

found the requisite twelve. She gave the signal to the bus driver with<br />

a triumphant “Zou ba!” and off they went.<br />

The bus’s transmission and shock absorbers were put to the test as<br />

Mr. Fred lurched into oncoming traffic and in Russian-roulette fash­<br />

ion passed slightly slower vehicles on the uneven road. The combi­<br />

nation of bad suspension and frightful suspense was ideal for<br />

inducing motion sickness in almost everyone. Heidi felt no queasi­<br />

ness whatsoever, thanks to her anti-nausea wrist device. And Rupert<br />

was also unaffected and was even able to read <strong>from</strong> a black-covered<br />

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