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Jackpot<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
The Senate is investigating<br />
deceptive<br />
sweepstakes practices.<br />
These companies<br />
target the elderly and<br />
make them think they<br />
will receive a bunch of<br />
money,<br />
but in reality they never<br />
see any of it.<br />
I don't like to be difficult but I'm good at it.<br />
BEST OF THE BEST!<br />
Debbie<br />
Bodwell<br />
The most popular of<br />
these scams is called<br />
Social Security.<br />
Wife: “Do you want<br />
dinner”<br />
Husband: “Sure! What<br />
are my choices”<br />
Wife: “Yes or no.”<br />
Golden Years<br />
Uncle Andy’s Digest<br />
10<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
I sure have gotten old.<br />
I've had 2 by-pass surgeries,<br />
a hip replacement<br />
and new knees.<br />
Fought prostate cancer,<br />
and diabetes. I'm<br />
half blind, can't hear<br />
anything quieter than a<br />
jet engine, take 40 different<br />
medications that<br />
make me dizzy,<br />
winded, and subject to<br />
blackouts. Have bouts<br />
with dementia. Have<br />
poor circulation, hardly<br />
feel my hands and feet<br />
anymore. Can't remember<br />
if I'm 85 or 92.<br />
Have lost all my<br />
friends.<br />
But.....Thank God, I still<br />
have my Florida driver's<br />
license!<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2015</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
783-7039<br />
NMLS ID# 1760, ME Supervised Lender License No. SLM2537<br />
Equal Housing Opportunity<br />
Debbie Bodwell, NMLS#280336<br />
VP, Mortgage Banker<br />
181 Center Street | Auburn, ME 04210<br />
P 207-777-1551 | F 207-777-1933<br />
Debbie.Bodwell@RMSmortgage.com<br />
www.RMSmortgage.com/DebbieBodwell<br />
Voted Greater<br />
Lewiston/Auburn’s<br />
Best Mortgage<br />
Company for 2014!<br />
Contact Debbie TODAY for all your mortgage needs!<br />
Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.
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