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All Smiles Every salad can be a Caesar Salad, you just have to stab it enough times. Lisa-Marie Sasseville Independent dental practice hygienist Lisa- Marie Sasseville is the owner/operator of Sasseville Healthy Smile & Wellness. They’re located at 137 East Ave. in Lewiston, directly across from the YWCA. They offer a range of services, including dental cleaning, nutritional counseling, oral cancer evaluation, periodontal evaluations, children’s sealants and professional strength fluoride treatment. Lisa-Marie also fabricates custom athletic mouth guards for athletes and is a Shaklee independent distributor. Facials and teeth whitening are also available at the office from Debra Smith by appointment. The office accepts most insurances, with discounts for self-pay customers. For an appointment, call the office at 207-241-0667 or go to sassevillehealthysmile.co m. You can also connect with them on their Facebook page. See their ad on page 6. So I called up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned dial-a-llama. Uncle Andy’s Digest 20 January 2015 ...with Jimbo 783-7039 My phone auto-corrects "killed" to "kilt." Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself... This year I’m making a resolution to be myself! PROTECTING What You Love. What You Do. What You Cherish.. Out ’n About at Lost Valley with the Chamber Take my pic one more time and I’ll stuff you in the bus. Kerrie Robbins Commercial Insurance Specialist Jet lag is nature's way of making sure you look like your passport photo. Happy New Year from All of Us! Brad, Kaitlyn, Drew, Lauren & Angela SABATTUS MAIN STREET MARKET For take-out, groceries, fresh meats, cold beer & more! 2 Main Street, Sabattus • 375-8502 OPEN 7 Days 6am - 8pm Come Join the Family! 232 Center St., Auburn 786-0417 VarneyAgency.com Mon.-Fri. 8am-4:30pm commercial home auto recreational umbrella life health “Try us once, you’ll be a regular!” $ 3 OFF ANY LARGE PIZZA! Limit one per customer per visit (UAD) Expires 1.31.15 All that extra air in potato chip bags we complain about really serves a purpose - it’s Nitrogen and prevents the chips from breaking. Dan Bartender at Lost Valley This food is delicious but I just have a thing for hot dogs... Linda & Jimmy Simones Nick & Mya Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with Jimbo January 2015 UncleAndys.com 21
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