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I may be older than dirt, but I'm still above it.<br />
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Little Jimbo.<br />
“Toothbrushes,”<br />
echoed the teacher,<br />
“How could you possibly<br />
sell enough tooth<br />
brushes to make that<br />
much money”<br />
“I found the busiest<br />
corner in town", said<br />
Little Jimbo, “I set up a<br />
Chip & Dip stand and I<br />
gave everybody who<br />
walked by a free sample.<br />
They all said the<br />
same thing, ‘“Hey, this<br />
tastes like dog poop!’”<br />
Then I would say, “It is<br />
dog poop, you wanna<br />
buy a toothbrush”<br />
“I decided to use a<br />
politicians method of<br />
giving you some crap,<br />
dressing it up so it<br />
looks good, telling you<br />
it's free, and then making<br />
you pay to get the<br />
bad taste out of your<br />
mouth.”<br />
Little Jimbo got five<br />
stars for his assignment.<br />
Bless his heart.<br />
"It's not because I'm<br />
lonely, and it's not because<br />
it's New Year's<br />
Eve. I came here<br />
tonight because when<br />
you realize you want to<br />
spend the rest of your<br />
life with somebody, you<br />
want the rest of your<br />
life to start as soon as<br />
possible.''<br />
– Billy Crystal to<br />
Meg Ryan in<br />
When Harry Met Sally<br />
Uncle Andy’s Digest<br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
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