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Bull Talk<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
2014 was the first year in nine years that Pixar did not release a new film.<br />
Three bulls heard that<br />
the rancher was going<br />
to bring yet another<br />
bull onto the ranch,<br />
and the prospect<br />
raised a discussion<br />
among them.<br />
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First Bull: "Boys, we all<br />
know I've been here 5<br />
years. Once we settled<br />
our differences, we<br />
agreed on which 100 of<br />
the cows would be<br />
mine. Now, I don't<br />
know where this newcomer<br />
is going to get<br />
his cows, but I aint'<br />
givin' him any of mine."<br />
Second Bull: "That<br />
pretty much says it for<br />
me, too. I've been here<br />
3 years and have<br />
earned my right to the<br />
50 cows we've agreed<br />
are mine. I'll fight 'im till<br />
I run him off or kill 'im,<br />
but I'm keeping all my<br />
cows."<br />
Third Bull: "I've only<br />
been here a year, and<br />
so far you guys have<br />
only let me have 10<br />
cows to take care of. I<br />
may not be as big as<br />
you fellows (yet) but I<br />
am young and virile, so<br />
I simply must keep all<br />
my cows."<br />
They no sooner finished<br />
their big talk<br />
when an eighteenwheeler<br />
pulls up in the<br />
middle of the pasture<br />
with only one animal in<br />
it: the biggest baddest<br />
bull these guys had<br />
ever seen! At 4,700<br />
Uncle Andy’s Digest<br />
22<br />
(continued on next page)<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2015</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
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Jimbo to Tim: You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised the Earth’s<br />
temperature by 3 degrees.<br />
Brain Teaser Time<br />
The One That Got Away<br />
Can you find seven number words hidden in<br />
this paragraph Underline the number words in<br />
the phrase at the bottom.<br />
Example: the word eight could be hidden inside<br />
one word, height, or between two words, like<br />
this... We will ride in a sleigh tonight.<br />
Ready... go!<br />
Where has the fat worm gone He was wriggling away from<br />
my reel even before I had the hook on it! If I’ve lost him, I’ll be<br />
sorry. This evening I came prepared with reel, line and bait hoping<br />
to catch plenty of fish. It’s not often that a worm of ours gets away!<br />
Answer is on<br />
page 34. But<br />
at least give<br />
it a shot first!<br />
Tim to Jimbo: You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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