January 2015 - UNCLE ANDY’S DIGEST

Fast Friends
Submitted by Jimbo
Two guys, one old, one
young, are pushing
their carts around the
grocery store when
they collide.
The old guy says to the
young guy, "Sorry
about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I
guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I
was going."
The young guy says,
"That's okay, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting
a little desperate."
The old guy says,
"Well, maybe I can
help you find her. What
does she look like"
"Well, she is 27 years
old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long legs,
and is wearing a tank
top with short white
shorts. What does your
wife look like"
The old guy replies, "It
doesn't matter, let's
look for yours."
Jimbo to Tim: You're so old the Lewiston fire department is on standby when they light
your birthday cake.
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January 2015
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Jimbo
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Tim to Jimbo: You're so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake.