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Tim to Jimbo: You're so old when you ran the 100 meter dash they timed you with a sundial.<br />
Jimbo to Tim: You're so old when you were born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.<br />
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The Movie<br />
of Your Life<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
A man and his wife<br />
were having a very hypothetical<br />
discussion:<br />
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In the unlikely event<br />
that Hollywood made a<br />
movie based on their<br />
lives, they wondered<br />
what stars would play<br />
them.<br />
"Who would you pick to<br />
portray you" she<br />
asked him.<br />
He thought about it for<br />
a minute, then answered,<br />
"Dennis<br />
Quaid."<br />
"In that case," she<br />
said, "I’ll play myself."<br />
Tim to Jimbo: You're so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to your apartment.<br />
Uncle Andy’s Digest<br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2015</strong> UncleAndys.com 41
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