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Remember when conversations didn't involve typing<br />
Trivia<br />
Time!<br />
Q: How can you<br />
make a library<br />
bigger<br />
A: By adding more<br />
stories to it.<br />
Q: When do bad<br />
days usually fall<br />
apart<br />
A: Daybreak<br />
Q: What cannot run<br />
although it has<br />
three feet<br />
A: A Yard.<br />
Out ’n About at<br />
Mac’s Grill for the<br />
Dad’s Place<br />
Christmas Party<br />
Why do I get<br />
the feeling we’re<br />
about to get photo<br />
bombed<br />
Vikki Rogers &<br />
Kevin Mcbean<br />
Q: If a dad gives<br />
fifteen cents to one<br />
of his sons, and a<br />
dime to another,<br />
what time is it<br />
A: A quarter to two.<br />
Q: Where were the<br />
first donuts fried<br />
Okay, who wants to gimme a push on my mood swing<br />
A: In Greece.<br />
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Jimbo to Tim: You're so old you left your man-purse on Noah’s Ark.<br />
Q: What’s the quickest<br />
way to make a point in<br />
your writing<br />
A: Sharpen your pencil.<br />
Uncle Andy’s Digest<br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2015</strong> UncleAndys.com 39
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