April 2015 - UNCLE ANDY’S DIGEST
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trip. To their astonishment,<br />
the Scots don't<br />
buy a ticket at all.<br />
"How are you going to<br />
travel without a ticket?"<br />
says one perplexed<br />
Irishman. Watch and<br />
you'll see," answers a<br />
Scot.<br />
When they board the<br />
train the three Irishmen<br />
cram into a bathroom<br />
and the three Scots<br />
cram into another one<br />
nearby. The train departs.<br />
Shortly afterwards,<br />
one of the<br />
Scots leaves his bathroom<br />
and walks over to<br />
the bathroom where<br />
the Irishmen are hiding.<br />
He knocks on the<br />
door and says, "Ticket,<br />
please."<br />
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