April 2015 - UNCLE ANDY’S DIGEST
April 2015 digital edition of Uncle Andy's Digest.
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I’ve had to take a second job working in a bakery... I knead the dough.<br />
Homemade Food<br />
at Fast Food Prices!<br />
Home of the U.F.O.<br />
(Unbelievable Filling Object)<br />
Has Sprung!<br />
Breakfast Special<br />
$<br />
3.75<br />
Includes a Breakfast sandwich<br />
on our homemade roll,<br />
hashbrown, coffee & a donut!<br />
GEORGIO’S<br />
740 Minot Ave, Auburn<br />
783-2981<br />
See Our Specials: myGeorgios.com<br />
Speedy<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Two guys were walking<br />
through the woods<br />
when they thought they<br />
heard something. They<br />
turned around and saw<br />
a big black bear coming<br />
towards them. Both<br />
men started to run<br />
when one of them<br />
stopped to change into<br />
tennis shoes.<br />
The second man said,<br />
“You don't have time to<br />
change shoes. You<br />
can't out run that bear!”<br />
The first man said, “I<br />
know I can't out run the<br />
bear. I only have to<br />
outrun you!”<br />
Timmy<br />
Rucker, you<br />
m*&%f*, can I get<br />
your autograph?<br />
Out ’n About at Mixers with Bob Marley<br />
Why go<br />
UPTA CAMP when<br />
you can go to<br />
Mixers?<br />
Bob Marley & Tim Rucker<br />
Bob Marley<br />
puttin’ on a show to a sold out crowd at Mixers in<br />
Sabattus.<br />
People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night are burning the Kindle<br />
at both ends.<br />
Uncle Andy’s Digest<br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
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