April 2015 - UNCLE ANDY’S DIGEST
April 2015 digital edition of Uncle Andy's Digest.
April 2015 digital edition of Uncle Andy's Digest.
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Pink never<br />
looked so good!<br />
Julie Girouard<br />
& Shelby Rucker<br />
8th graders at Lewiston<br />
Middle School pose for<br />
“Pink Day” for their team<br />
on theme week.<br />
Wascally<br />
Wabbit<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. My mom said, “Just use a spoon<br />
already Karl! You’re not a Jedi.”<br />
Ladypalooza!<br />
Saturday,<br />
May 9 th<br />
11:00-3:00<br />
Elks Lodge<br />
1675 Lisbon Road, Lewiston<br />
Join us for an afternoon of shopping, spa services,<br />
snacks, samples & girl time.<br />
Bugs Bunny was shopping<br />
at the supermarket<br />
and a sales<br />
assistant said to him,<br />
“If you can tell me what<br />
19,866 times 10,543 is,<br />
we’ll give you free<br />
carrots for life.”<br />
FREE<br />
Admission<br />
HUGE<br />
RAFFLE!<br />
Immediately, Bugs responded:<br />
209,447,238.<br />
The sales assistant<br />
was astonished and<br />
asked, “How on earth<br />
did you do that?”<br />
Bugs replied, “If there’s<br />
one thing rabbits are<br />
good at, it’s multiplying.”<br />
Uncle Andy’s Digest<br />
58<br />
Q: Why are there<br />
candles and bulbs in<br />
your lunch box?<br />
A: You asked for a<br />
Light Lunch!<br />
<strong>April</strong> <strong>2015</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
783-7039<br />
Ladypalooza is an annual fundraising event to raise<br />
money for local women & children’s charities.<br />
100% proceeds donated to:<br />
TREE<br />
STREET<br />
YOUTH<br />
treestreetyouth.org<br />
Sponsored in part by:<br />
I was driving a fire engine earlier and I nearly fell out of it... Thank goodness the guy at<br />
Target rushed over to unplug it.
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