April 2015 - UNCLE ANDY’S DIGEST

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Out ’n About at the YPLAA Wii Bowling Tourney I have no idea why the doctor told me to get into shape! Is ROUND not a shape!? Have you TAPSNAP’d yet? Cindy Gorey & Pam Dube TapSnap Cindy graciously played “Tracy” to fill in as a back up bowler for the UAD bowling team. I could use a cup of tea... tea for two maybe?* Colby Michaud Praxis Production Studios *Colby’s film, “Tea for Two” will premier at the Emerge Film Festival, April 9-12. See page 16 for more info. Uncle Andy’s Digest 50 April 2015 ...with Jimbo 783-7039 Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.
When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work. Marooned Submitted by Jimbo One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life... that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no prob- (continued on next page) The amount of people who confuse “to” and “too” is amazing two me. Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with Jimbo April 2015 UncleAndys.com 51
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