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The Geiger Elementary School Parent Teacher Organization announces the 2015 Tough Gator Challenge, an obstacle course and mud run for Lewistonarea elementary school children. This rain-or-shine event is scheduled for Saturday, May 30, 2015 from 9:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. at Geiger Elementary School on College Street in Lewiston. Participants will start in waves every 15 minutes throughout the day. Nearly 500 participants completed the muddy run in the 2014 inaugural event, a brainchild of Geiger parents Mike Courtemanche and Chip Groover who have experienced the “Tough Mudder” events. “This year’s event will feature a different course route, more challenging obstacles and more MUD!!” says Groover. The Tough Gator Challenge is “not a timed race, but a challenge that every participant should be proud of finishing.” The focus of the event is on being active, teamwork, getting muddy and having fun! While the course will be designed for elementaryaged participants, parents are welcome and encouraged to register and run alongside their kids. The first 500 children to finish will receive a congratulatory t-shirt. All finishers will receive the honorary title of “Tough Gator”. The cost to register is $8 per person before May 23 and $10 per person on the day of the event. The day will include concessions, face painting, a Kid Zone for the younger set, and the ever popular dunk tank. Proceeds will benefit the nonprofit Geiger Elementary School PTO, which supports enrichment and communitybuilding opportunities for Geiger students. “Make sure you tie your shoelaces tight, this course will eat your shoes!” says Courtemanche. Details are available at toughgatorchallenge.com or by writing to info@toughgatorchallenge.com. See ad on this page. Uncle Andy’s Digest 38 April 2015 ...with Jimbo 783-7039 When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. Are You Tough Enough? 2nd Annual Obstacle Course and MUD Run May 30th • 9:00am – 2:00pm at Geiger Elementary School 601 College Street, Lewiston My Wife Says I Never Listen, Or Something Like That... Rain or Shine! COME ONE, COME ALL $ 8pp when you register by May 23rd or $ 10pp the day of the event. The first 500 children to finish will receive a Tough Gator T-shirt! Julia Groover demonstrates extreme muddiness to teacher, Brianna Lunn. Tough Gators Maisy Bolduc, Cecilia Miller & Emily Fournier pose after completing the challenge in 2014. Photos by Cindy Lemieux More info at toughgatorchallenge.com
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