April 2015 - UNCLE ANDY’S DIGEST

Workaholic
Submitted by Thomas Hill
Nine Signs You Need
a Really Long
Vacation
• You lecture the neighborhood
kids selling
lemonade on ways to
improve their
process.
• You get all excited
when it's Saturday so
you can wear sweats
to work.
• You refer to the
tomatoes grown in
your garden as
deliverables.
It's, "Jamaican hairstyle day", at work tomorrow... I'm dreading it.
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• You find you really
need PowerPoint to
explain what you do
for a living.
• You normally eat out
of vending machines
and at the most expensive
restaurant in
town within the same
week.
NOBODY
BEATS
OUR
PRICES!
• You know the people
at the airport hotels
better than your next
door neighbors.
• You ask your friends
to "think out of the
box" when making
Friday night plans.
• You think Einstein
would have been
more effective had he
put his ideas into a
matrix.
• You think a "half-day"
means leaving at
5 o'clock.
Uncle Andy’s Digest
22
April 2015
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