April 2015 - UNCLE ANDY’S DIGEST
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Wake Up Call<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
One night at an economy<br />
motel, I ordered a<br />
6:00 a.m. wake-up call.<br />
The next morning, I<br />
awoke before 6:00, but<br />
the phone did not ring<br />
until 6:30.<br />
"Good morning," a<br />
young man said sheepishly.<br />
"This is your<br />
wake-up call."<br />
Annoyed, I let the<br />
motel worker have it.<br />
"You were supposed to<br />
call me at 6:00 AM!" I<br />
complained. "What if I<br />
had a million-dollar<br />
deal to close this morning,<br />
and your oversight<br />
made me miss out on<br />
it?"<br />
"Well, sir," the desk<br />
clerk quickly replied, "if<br />
you had a million-dollar<br />
deal to close, you probably<br />
wouldn't be staying<br />
in this motel!"<br />
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Submitted by Jimbo<br />
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I had to carry our<br />
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I can't remember the last time I forgot something.<br />
An honest seven-yearold<br />
admitted calmly to<br />
her parents that Billy<br />
Brown had kissed her<br />
after class.<br />
“How did that happen?”<br />
gasped her mother.<br />
“It wasn't easy,”<br />
admitted the young<br />
lady, “but three girls<br />
helped me catch him.”<br />
Uncle Andy’s Digest<br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
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