April 2015 - UNCLE ANDY’S DIGEST

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Workaholic Submitted by Thomas Hill Nine Signs You Need a Really Long Vacation • You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process. • You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear sweats to work. • You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables. It's, "Jamaican hairstyle day", at work tomorrow... I'm dreading it. Spring Special $ 1,000 .00 OFF All Inground or Above Ground Pools & 20% OFF All Pool Chemicals!! • You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living. • You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week. NOBODY BEATS OUR PRICES! • You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next door neighbors. • You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans. • You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix. • You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock. Uncle Andy’s Digest 22 April 2015 ...with Jimbo 783-7039 Schedule Your Pool Opening with Us Now & $ave 25% on All Seasonal Supply Chemicals POOL BUILDERS OF MAINE Quality Workmanship, Outstanding Service 1525 Minot Ave, Auburn • 795-7222 • poolbuildersofmaine.com You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life. 27 Years Experience
I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list… I got the bucket. St. Patrick’s Day Photo Contest Entrants www.mendabody.net Jim aka "Lucky the Leprechaun" displays some of the auction items from The Dream Team's St. Patrick's Day Dance, which raised money for the Hospice House 5K & Remembrance Walk - a benefit to help subsidize patient care & family support services for those in need at Androscoggin Home Care & Hospice's Hospice House. Submitted by Danielle Eaton (4 votes) Mommy’s little lucky charm! Submitted by Jocelyn French (4 votes) Average Loss Month One = 17.5lbs I love bacon because I can wrap it around everything. Essentially, it’s the duct tape of food. Laughter: An Antioxidant for the Mind, Vitamin for the Soul, Mineral for the Body and collectively it gives Vitality to Mind, Body and Soul! Keeps you young, healthy, positive and HAPPY! (You’re welcome! – Editor @ Uncle Andy’s Digest) Uncle Andy’s Digest ...with Jimbo April 2015 UncleAndys.com 23
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