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Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2016

The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.

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Out ’n About at the<br />

Lewiston PAL<br />

Celebrity Hockey<br />

Game<br />

with former Maine<br />

Mariner hockey players<br />

I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I'll do it tomorrow.<br />

Bruce Shoebottom<br />

played from 1987-1991<br />

Who? Me?<br />

Where am I?<br />

The secret of happy living is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.<br />

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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />

12<br />

<strong>January</strong> <strong>2016</strong><br />

...with<br />

Jimbo<br />

783-7039<br />

Learning to walk in high heels will keep you on your toes.

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