Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2016

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he had urgent business
across town.
As they walked from
the tee the pro asked,
“How does he putt”
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The challenger answered,
“Oh about the
same as he drives,
around 575 yards.”
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Walk of
Shame
Submitted by Thomas Hill
On New Year's Eve,
Tim was in no shape to
drive, so he sensibly
left his Lincoln in the
parking garage and
walked.
As he was wobbling
along, he was stopped
by a policeman. “What
are you doing out here
at four o'clock in the
morning?” asked the
police officer.
“I'm on my way to a
lecture,” answered Tim.
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Minion Santa visits Jasmine Cafe
The employees of Jasmine Cafe
got into the holiday spirit and offered pictures
to be taken with the Minion Santa.
“And who on earth, in
their right mind, is
going to give a lecture
at this time on New
Year's Eve?” asked the
officer sarcastically.
“My wife,” slurred Tim.
People are so worried
about what they eat
between Christmas
and the New Year, but
they really should be
worried about what
they eat between the
New Year and
Christmas.
Uncle Andy’s Digest
36
January 2016
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