Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2016
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
Create successful ePaper yourself
Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.
Discipline<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
“I remember 2015 like it was yesterday!” – <strong>January</strong> 1, <strong>2016</strong><br />
A school teacher injured<br />
his back and had<br />
to wear a plaster cast<br />
around the upper part<br />
of his body. It fit under<br />
his shirt and was not<br />
noticeable at all. On<br />
the first day of the<br />
term, still with the cast<br />
under his shirt, he<br />
found himself assigned<br />
to the toughest students<br />
in school.<br />
Walking confidently<br />
into the rowdy classroom,<br />
he opened the<br />
window as wide as<br />
possible and then busied<br />
himself with desk<br />
work. When a strong<br />
breeze made his tie<br />
flap, he took the desk<br />
stapler and stapled the<br />
tie to his chest.<br />
He had no trouble with<br />
discipline that term.<br />
Tough Talk<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
Three little boys were<br />
bragging about how<br />
tough they were. ”I’m<br />
so tough”, said the first<br />
boy, “that I can wear<br />
out a pair of shoes in a<br />
week.”<br />
“Well,” said the second<br />
little boy, “I’m so tough,<br />
I can wear out a pair of<br />
jeans in a day.”<br />
“That’s nothing,” said<br />
the third boy. “When<br />
my parents take me to<br />
see my grandma and<br />
grandpa, I can wear<br />
them out in a hour.”<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
24<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2016</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
783-7039<br />
No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font.
Change language