Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2016
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
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Out ’n About at<br />
the Chickadee<br />
of Lewiston<br />
Billy, let’s get<br />
the other guys in<br />
the photo...<br />
“He had "Kermitment" issues.” – Ms. Piggy<br />
Torrie Dubois &<br />
Billy Stevens<br />
Torrie is the award winning<br />
bartender at the<br />
Chickadee of Lewiston.<br />
Visionary<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
I bumped into an old<br />
school friend at the<br />
store today. He started<br />
showing off, talking<br />
about his well paid job<br />
and expensive sports<br />
cars.<br />
Then he pulled out his<br />
phone and showed me<br />
a photo of his wife and<br />
said, "She's beautiful,<br />
isn't she?"<br />
I said, "If you think<br />
she's gorgeous, you<br />
should see my girlfriend."<br />
He said, "Why? Is she<br />
a stunner?"<br />
I said, "No, she's an<br />
optometrist."<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
20<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2016</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
783-7039<br />
I'll buy a Fitbit when they have one that tracks how many miles I roll my eyes every day.
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