Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2016
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
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Out ’n About with<br />
the Auburn<br />
Exchange Club<br />
for their annual Christmas<br />
Giving Program<br />
My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the laundry. I replied, “Loads.”<br />
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Most everyone else preferred<br />
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would have none of it.<br />
THANK YOU<br />
Rowe Ford for your<br />
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a lot of kids very<br />
happy!!<br />
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Shawn Holt<br />
We’re not sure where the<br />
nickname came from, but we<br />
believe it was well picked.<br />
I failed my driver's test<br />
today. The instructor<br />
asked me "What do<br />
you do at a red light?"<br />
I said, "I usually check<br />
my emails and see<br />
what people are up to<br />
on Facebook."<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
6<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2016</strong><br />
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How did Mister Nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.
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