Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2016
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
16<br />
Lion Tamer<br />
Submitted by Thomas Hill<br />
Two unemployed guys<br />
are talking. One says,<br />
“I’m going to become a<br />
lion tamer.”<br />
The other replies,<br />
“That’s crazy, you don’t<br />
know nothing about no<br />
lion taming.”<br />
“Yes I do!”<br />
“Well, OK, answer me<br />
this. When one of<br />
those lions comes at<br />
you all roaring and biting,<br />
what you gonna<br />
do?”<br />
“Well, then I take that<br />
big chair they all carry,<br />
and I stick it in his face<br />
until he backs down.”<br />
“Well, what if the lion<br />
takes that big paw, and<br />
hooks the chair with<br />
them big claws, and<br />
throws that chair out of<br />
the cage? What do you<br />
do then?”<br />
“Well, then I take that<br />
whip they all carry, and<br />
I whip him until he<br />
backs down.”<br />
“Well, what if that lion<br />
bites that whip with his<br />
big teeth, and bites it in<br />
two? What you gonna<br />
do then?”<br />
“Well, then I take that<br />
gun they all carry, and I<br />
shoot him.”<br />
“Well, what if that gun<br />
doesn’t work? What<br />
will you do then?”<br />
(continued on next page)<br />
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