Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2016
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
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Life Lessons<br />
from Frosty<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
Wearing white is always<br />
in style – even<br />
after Labor Day.<br />
Getting outside in the<br />
winter is good for your<br />
health.<br />
It’s fun just to hang out<br />
in your front yard.<br />
We’re all made up of<br />
mostly water.<br />
Accessories don’t have<br />
to be expensive.<br />
Don’t get too much<br />
sun!<br />
If you’re a little bottom<br />
heavy – hey, that’s<br />
okay!<br />
Where are average things made? In the satisfactory.<br />
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of Guns & Ammo<br />
• Concealed Weapons<br />
Courses<br />
• Basic Pistol Courses<br />
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I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again.<br />
Out ’n About at the Chickadee<br />
of Lewiston<br />
You know you’ve made<br />
it when they write a<br />
song about you.<br />
If you look down and<br />
can’t see your feet –<br />
you’re probably not<br />
very active.<br />
Sometimes sweating<br />
too much can have<br />
disasterous results.<br />
Nina Bartlett, Boomer Vachon,<br />
Dan LaBonte & Steve Bartlett<br />
People say that as a child, William Shakespeare was very playful.<br />
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
26<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2016</strong><br />
...with<br />
Jimbo<br />
783-7039<br />
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from,<br />
but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
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