Uncle Andy's Digest - January 2016
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
The January 2016 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest is chock full of short stories, jokes, puns, and interesting facts.
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Out ’n About with<br />
Dad’s Place at their<br />
Christmas Party<br />
<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
44<br />
at Mac’s Grill in Auburn<br />
The expansion<br />
at Dad’s Place is<br />
coming along nicely.<br />
See page 9 for<br />
more info.<br />
Louise & Fern<br />
Roy<br />
Dalmatian<br />
Discussion<br />
Submitted by Jimbo<br />
A mom playing taxi<br />
was delivering a station<br />
wagon full of kids<br />
home one day when a<br />
fire truck zoomed past.<br />
Sitting in the front seat<br />
of the fire truck was a<br />
Dalmatian. The children<br />
fell to discussing<br />
the dog’s duties.<br />
“They use him to keep<br />
crowds back,” said one<br />
youngster.<br />
“No,” said another,<br />
“he’s just for good<br />
luck.”<br />
A third child brought<br />
the argument to a<br />
close. “They use the<br />
dogs,” she said firmly,<br />
“to find the fire<br />
hydrant.”<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2016</strong><br />
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