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about it repeatedly.”<br />
I replied that, as a matter of fact, yes and I<br />
was getting tired of it. Mr. Pomposity said,<br />
“Well, get your answers down pat because as the<br />
months progress you’ll find yourself replying to<br />
that question several times a day. People will<br />
call you at night - late at night. It’s just natural.<br />
People who know for sure that there won’t be<br />
floods and earthquakes and planes dropping out<br />
of the sky, will still want a little assurance from<br />
even people like you.” While I didn’t appreciate<br />
the holier-than-thou “people like you” I could<br />
see his point.<br />
And at that point Ms. Amiable, in her continual<br />
quest for peace, introduced a string of<br />
ideas for the coming year. “I think there will be<br />
some improvement in connection speed but<br />
nothing really major. However, look for gigantic<br />
leaps in the year 2000. The rest of this year<br />
will be devoted to perfecting Internet sales. You<br />
see, O lover of Granny’s Spice Cookies, last year<br />
the Internet proved it was a good sales vehicle<br />
but a lousy retail vehicle. They could sell goods<br />
but had no idea how to service the customer on<br />
returns, misfits, wrong colors, and refunds. Now<br />
those same companies that learned they can sell<br />
on the Internet are going to have to learn how to<br />
service Internet customers just like their store<br />
colleagues have done for years. And they will.<br />
It’s a painful process, learning to walk again.”<br />
� PC prices will continue to fall<br />
Not to be outdone in optimism, Ms. Bubbly<br />
joined in by saying, “There’s good news for the<br />
low-end and mid-bracket PC user. Prices are<br />
going to continue in freefall. I think you will<br />
see some outstanding, eye-blinking prices by<br />
the end of <strong>1999</strong>. Don’t be surprised to see computers<br />
with Intel’s Celeron chip, all above the<br />
350 MHz range, selling for $750 with 4.6 gig<br />
drives, 48 megs of memory, sound, CD-ROM<br />
and a few other goodies. It will not be long<br />
before personal computer costs less than a nondigital<br />
television.<br />
“And,” she continued, “you will see much<br />
lower prices for laptop computers. The price<br />
wars will hit the laptops in early spring and the<br />
prices will start dropping through the floor. All<br />
in all, it will be a great year for buyers. Cheap<br />
goods that are tops in quality. In fact, that’s<br />
what is so neat about things right now. Good<br />
quality is available at such low prices that the<br />
old junk merchandise is being driven out of the<br />
market.”<br />
It took the cynic of our group, Mr. Snyde, to<br />
put a cap on the optimism. He entered the fray<br />
by saying, “And <strong>1999</strong> will, as we’ve said before,<br />
be the year that e-mail usage goes down. It’s all<br />
those fool lawyers and government representatives<br />
getting court orders to wade through our<br />
e-mail that is sending the Internet’s prime application<br />
into a bad spin. But I don’t think the<br />
Internet community will react and protest much<br />
in <strong>1999</strong>. It will be the new millennium before<br />
they get irritated enough to raise Cain.”<br />
Having jolted us back to reality, Mr. Snyde<br />
and the Leprechauns disappeared suddenly. But<br />
they did leave their monthly accumulation of<br />
quotes. �<br />
Phrases That Need Translating<br />
"If you're forced to buy it, it becomes like a tax"[What the Windows operating system is<br />
according to James Love, head honcho of an organization called "Co"nsumer Project on Technology" that<br />
is part of zany reactionary Ralph Nader's group.]<br />
Translation: Give us nine billion dollars. $9 billion with a B.We are going to sue Microsoft<br />
on behalf of other non-productive leaches.<br />
"81 percent of those surveyed think Microsoft is good for American consumers and 52<br />
percent believe the anti-trust case was brought against Microsoft to help its competitors."<br />
[Quote from an outfit called Citizens for a Sound Economy that no one has ever heard of before.]<br />
Translation: Microsoft probably paid for this poll and we are merely releasing its results.<br />
We refuse to say who actually paid for it.You are free to guess.<br />
"With Apollo, we have an even lower cost structure by virtue of having a separate business<br />
with a small, core team and an extensive outsourcing business model."[Antonio Perez,<br />
HP vice president and general manager of the Inkjet Products Group which is a new division of HP that will sell ink<br />
jet printers for less than $100..]<br />
Translation: We were making so many new HP printer models we had to figure a way to<br />
discount them after three months without hurting our main line.<br />
"In early 1995, after exhaustive research and refinement, Mark and Elizabeth Goldstein<br />
built a better mouse."[Statement by a company named Goldtouch, based in Irvine, CA describing how they<br />
think Microsoft stole their design and it became the Microsoft Intellimouse Pro. They are suing Microsoft for $1 Billion.]<br />
Translation: : If we can't make money with our designs, we'll make money through the<br />
court system. Everyone is suing Microsoft.<br />
"There's good news for the<br />
low-end and mid-bracket<br />
PC user. Prices are going to<br />
continue in freefall. I think<br />
you will see some outstanding,<br />
eye-blinking prices by<br />
the end of <strong>1999</strong>. Don't be<br />
surprised to see computers<br />
with Intel's Celeron chip,<br />
all above the 350 MHz<br />
range, selling for $750<br />
with 4.6 gig drives, 48<br />
megs of memory, sound, CD-<br />
ROM and a few other goodies.<br />
It will not be long before<br />
personal computer costs less<br />
than a non-digital television.<br />
Want to communicate<br />
with Evan and his band<br />
of Leprechauns? You<br />
can contact him at:<br />
Evan Mahaney<br />
evan@newswritr.com<br />
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