Freshwater

The Fish Law of Nutrition
The fish law of nutrition states that your fish will eat all food that is unfit for
aquatic consumption, so make sure that you routinely check your tank for
foreign objects that may have fallen into the water. The second part of this
law states that any uneaten food will fall directly into an area that cannot be
seen by the human eye. Because of this problem, it is important to feed your
fish small meals several times per day, instead of dumping half a can of flake
food into the tank all at once.
The Fish Law of Company
The fish law of company states that all aquarium fish will lethargically lurk in
a corner or disappear behind decorations at the exact moment when your
visitors arrive to see them. The fish will return to their normal activity level
after dark, even if they are not nocturnal.
If you want to successfully show your fish to your company, arrange to have
your friends come over at a time when you would normally give your fish a
special treat. This will allow your friends to get a glimpse of your prize pets.
The Fish Law of Potential Energy
The fish law of potential energy states that a fish’s energy can be stored indefinitely
and will only be released when the aquarium hood is opened and a
direct escape route is in sight. To avoid this problem, make sure that your
aquarium hood fits securely.
The Fish Law of Psychic Felines
Chapter 26: Ten Scientific Fish Laws
The fish law of psychic felines states that any cat within a hundred miles
of your aquarium will be able to zero in on, sneak through an open window
or door to get at, and physically engulf any fish that has jumped from your
tank — before you can cross the room to save it. Your fish are fair game, so
make sure to keep a distrustful eye on any other pets that are living in the
same household or neighborhood.
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